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Well, that's two hours of my life I'll never get back- disappointing films you've seen?

315 replies

TheEmojiMovieLooksShite · 07/08/2017 11:58

Last night I snuggled down in clean PJs with popcorn and wine to watch the much-hyped "Girl on a Train". I noticed it was on Amazon Prime yesterday morning as was looking forward all day to watching it.

Well, what a completely bloody waste of time that was.

It was absolute horse shit and I genuinely went to bed feeling a bit deflated.

What disappointing films have you seen that you wish you hadn't bothered with?

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thereallochnessmonster · 09/09/2017 22:07

Lost in translation - impenetrable bollix
Mulholand drive - wank

VanessaBet · 09/09/2017 22:09

We watched 'Swiss Army Man' last night on Amazon Prime...I don't even know what to say

AccrualIntentions · 09/09/2017 22:11

In the Cut with Meg Ryan and Mark Ruffalo is the only film I've ever got up and left. It was so dull. I can't remember anything about it except I fell asleep and my friend prodded me awake there may have been snoring and we just left.

TwoMummyPigs · 09/09/2017 22:12

Interstellar. I was so bored. I usually adore Nolan too but I just couldn't get into it.

imjessie · 09/09/2017 22:20

As a pp said .. the lobster was soo soo strange !!

LordTrash · 09/09/2017 22:30

Can't even remember the title but some drivel with Wesley Snipes skydiving (not my choice, I hasten to add).

Independence Day. God. It was a first date. I didn't see him again.

LordTrash · 09/09/2017 22:31

Also, Mulholland Drive, because I really wanted to like it but my degree in Philosophy did nothing to help me work out what the hell it was all about.

cushioncovers · 18/09/2017 16:53

Agree with all the films mentioned being shite. Apart from child 44 and Gangs of New York.

And can I add under the skin with Scarlett Johansen as a pile of shite.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/10/2017 17:45

Lord of The Rings - only watched the first film - boring as hell and I felt that I'd grown old in my seat. It was about three hours, i think, and felt like as many years.

And also, Child 44. The book was so exciting and engrossing, and they ruined the film - changed minor details that didn't;t need to be altered and just turned a really interesting thriller into a load of cock.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/10/2017 17:47

Oh - I'd forgotten Under the Skin. The book was quite disturbing and really made the reader thin about the way we use and abuse the animals we eat - the film was rubbish!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/10/2017 17:47

*think, not thin

MyCatMyRules · 07/10/2017 17:48

Girl on a train
Mama mia

Both utter drivel.

CherryChasingDotMuncher · 09/10/2017 23:46

La La Land. Why did it win so many Oscars? It was so boring. I loved Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in Crazy Stupid Love but they were flat in La La Land.

Eat Pray Love was fucking painful. I don’t think I made it to the end. Or I passed out with boredom, can’t remember.

DH and I have tried to watch Law Abiding Citizen 3 times now and each time I’ve fallen asleep half way through. It’s not a terrible movie at all and I like Gerard Butler, but systemically blowing another character every 5 minutes is a bit dull. I don’t care enough to watch the end

RedheadinCamelFlarge · 20/10/2017 10:12

ChiefClerkDrumknott I came on here specifically to say 2001: A Space Odyssey. What a pile of shite.

ladymarian · 21/10/2017 20:50

American Hustle! All those great actors but such a crap film. Couldn't make head nor tail of it and gave up after about an hour! Such a disappointment

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