What is the worst film you have ever seen?

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I was looking at the Super Mario game on the DS for my brother when someone mentioned the film.
I remember seeing it, Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. God it was dire!!
What the worst film you've seen? Any reason whatsoever, however irrational it may seem.

A1! There's a decade of my life I won't get again.

well this isn't the worst, but definately I didn't like it.

Hostel.

I love Tarantino but a tortue movie? Ick.

I'm not into soppy, so to be honest anything with Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, Andie Macdowell, or Jennifer Anniston gets my vote.

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battlefield Earth
the matrix
first contact- what was jodie thinking?

there you go at least 6 hours of my life wasted

I have to suffer The Magic railoroad, ds thinks it's great!
I slept through Bless the Child in the cinema. Quite an achievement, I think.

Bonfire of the Vanities

From Dusk Till Dawn-George Clooney should be ashamed
The Cable Guy
Howard the Duck- I think Peter Jackson actually directed this piece of crap

Boxing Helena

The English Patient

I love the English Patient

god yes ppb! From dusk til dawn atrocious and i have been made to watch by dh a million sodding times.truly dire.Get lured in at the start and then realise it is a vampire flick......aaargh

Joy Luck Club (formula reveals itself too soon and the feeling of dread that accompanied knowing I'd have to sit through x many biographies was just too much - I know, should've read the book...)

Some 'film' with Sly Stallone and blokes in a prison that build a car.

Not even a good vampire flick. One that takes place in a strip joint. I had a guy take me on a first date to see this. I never answered his calls again.

hard rain. late 80s; didn't even stay in the cinema til the end!!

Reservoir Dogs
Boxing Helena
The English Patient

yes and why does it make dh laugh?. i just want to kick the telly in!
LOL ppb not surprised you dumped him.although it looks like i married him

I don't know!!!! Its not funny, not at all. Maybe he likes the nude women.

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Strptease was indeed foul

yes repellant film Striptease was.
Demi always very narcissistic in her choice of roles

The Trench

that about sums it up

Children of men was like a poor doctor who episode or one of those kids dramas the bbc do only worse

Crash god what tedium

AI - bloody hated that film, the most depressing repellant, emotionally bankrupt piece of shite ever I'm still angry I watched it - love From Dusk Til Dawn though (vampires and George Clooney, what's not to like )

I saw this thread title and thought "oh, no! I'll never be able to remember the name of the film I'm thinking of"

Thank you Zippi - it was The Trench or The Stench as we renamed it. It STANK!

holy smoke.