What is the worst film you have ever seen?

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I was looking at the Super Mario game on the DS for my brother when someone mentioned the film.
I remember seeing it, Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. God it was dire!!
What the worst film you've seen? Any reason whatsoever, however irrational it may seem.

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I can't stand Jim carey either! I hate slapstick comedy it's not my sense of humour at all where as dp loves it i'm much more dry/sarcastic.

I like sarcastic too, but have a soft spot for airplane and the naked gun. but jim carrey.... ewghuitghwrigb

Deep Blue Sea, the biggest pile of steaming turd I've ever seen. DW did her famous, I have no idea what this is about, I think I'll buy it.

Effing crap.

how could the sharks actually make turns? They were enormous and those corridors so narrow....

Oooh, Happydaddy, how could you diss my tried and trusted method of film buying?
I did OK last time I blundered into the DVD rack though. "Sideways". Great film.

Oh I just remembered some more...

The new Star Wars films, I love Star Wars. Watched the first one with Jar Jar Binks in it. Switched off and will never watch the others.

The Day after Tomorrow - wank.

Independence Day - God bless america.

Alexander - Let me get this straight...because the only accent Colin Farrell can do is an Irish one, all the ancient greeks have Irish accents! What the fuck is that about?

Bevery Hills Cop 3 - Christ on a bike!

Legends of the Fall ( think that is what it was called) Even Anthony Hopkins was appauling in it. Shudder at how awful the bit was when he was meant to have had a stroke.

One more - Diary of a Serial Killer. The bloke who plays the mummy, in The Mummy, is a serial killer. It's big fucking hairy shit. DW again bought this one and STILL hasn't watched it. She bought it 4 years ago!

they..... so bad i nearly cried!

Oh yes. The Day After Tomorrow. What a steaming pile.

Anyone seen "The Colour of Night" where Bruce Willis plays a psychiatrist? It's probably the worst film I have sat all the way through to the bitter end.

It's a whodunnit/thriller with a twist so blindingly obvious that you think, no, it CAN'T be that, it must be that they are trying to make us THINK it's that - but no, it IS that!

Cant remember the name of it but two Xmas's ago I dragged DH kicking and screaming to see some pile of shite that was about a couple stranded in the water for hours - they eventually drown surprisingly but drag that over 2 1/2 hours and its just not entertainment.

Open Water I think it was

Open Water, yes. What got me was that it's based on a true story but there were no witnesses. How do they know what happened?

has anyone said Broken Flowers yet?

diabolical!

Blair Witch was pish boring as well, I didnt get it I thought that guy was having a slash at the end. I still dont know what the hell happened

Meet Joe Black - I love Brad but this was a dud!!

Titanic - Yawn

Lost in Translation - Woeful

Much Ado About Nothing - Woke myself up and walked out of the cinema

Anything with Jim Carey or Nicholas Cage I avoid!!

Blair Witch Project

Heat

Natural Born Killers

Went to see The Blair Witch and it was sold out, so we bought tickets for the later showing and hit the bar.

BAD idea!

I lasted about 5 minutes. It made me want to hurl.

Went out, smoked a ciggy, came back in about half an hour later and that bloody camera was still jouncing around.

What I saw of that film was shite, anyhoo, so I reckon I didn't miss much .

Can anybody tell me WTF happened in Blair Witch

Three complete wastes of space die at the hands of the Witch, who you never see.

expat -are you better yet?
Interested as I have been ill for weeks.

Yes! Thanks for asking, gg! The augmentin did the trick .