What is the worst film you have ever seen?

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I was looking at the Super Mario game on the DS for my brother when someone mentioned the film.
I remember seeing it, Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. God it was dire!!
What the worst film you've seen? Any reason whatsoever, however irrational it may seem.

Final Stab

agree about The Piano

Barnyard, i was totally totally bored shitless, oh add Chicken little to that too. Do they think we are braindead??

Also hated Happy feet

Not the point of this thread - but Raising Arizona = my favourite ever film.

To my earlier post re. Maybe Baby I would add The Matrix and Tin Drum (only film I have paid to see at cinema and walked out of).

Grown up films

there was someting a few yrs back which was quite good till the end, it was so laughable, and american, god i wish i coukd remember it.
But i always hate that, when the ending is like they forgot to get the writer in to confirm it, and just go for some thing else instead.

Boxing Helena
Love Actually
Addicted to Love
Saving Private Ryan

Sirens

utter pants

The MExican - shite
The Terminator - managed half an hour after years of dp nagging. Oh dear God was that shite.

zippitippitoes, Crash the J G Ballard adaptation or the more recent interconnected car-crash with racism theme movie?

The latter is a great film, the former ... I wanted to walk out, but I was afraid people would think I was shocked rather than bored to death.

Also wanted to walk out of Batman and Robin, but couldn't move due to having lost the will to live.

lol lackofgraivtas.

Christ so many
The English Patient
Damage
I walked out of the History Boys

oh yes, had forgotten how dire Sirens was

re:J G Ballard Crash - the summer that was out I was on the UCI phone bookings line - we had to warn everyone that they wouldn't get a refund if they walked out of the film in disgust!!!

oh yes, Damage
soooooooo bad

Love Actually

although I didn't even manage to watch the whole thing - the first bit was bad enough to put me off watching any more

damage - dire

bruce almighty

40 year old virgin --UTTER SHITE

Damage was so crashingly bad that I was digging my fingernails into my palms
I have blocked out the details

Oh and the Bodyguard can't believe I agreed to go and see it

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Freddy got fingered it was so dire we couldn't watch the second half.

the latest batman film (the one that was supposed to be amazing) - one fo the most boring things I have watched

dude where's my car - friend insisted on putting it on. UNbelievably shite.

can't stand jim carrey.

Can't stand Jim Carrey either!

Oh dear me yes Damage - oh I've gone slightly panicky remembering how awful.

anything with adam sandler in it.