What is the worst film you have ever seen?

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I was looking at the Super Mario game on the DS for my brother when someone mentioned the film.
I remember seeing it, Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. God it was dire!!
What the worst film you've seen? Any reason whatsoever, however irrational it may seem.

Showgirls, without question. It was that bad that despite the pole dancing etc., even dh wanted to turn it off.

But Xmen has Hugh Jackman in it, did that not make you stick to your seat .

Show girls was awful, I got my money back from the manager for that one.

Soul survivors (I think it was called) with Eliza Dushku - It was absolutely terrible.

The stand (was about three video tapes long) thats a large part of my life I won't be getting back again - didn't watch it till the end.

Magnolias - god was that depressing, had to leave. Was well acted and everything but god so depressing.

A handmaid's Tale - loved the book, film appalling (yes I know never watch the film of a book you enjoy).

I thought it was so bad that he didn't really register - and didn't he have silly sideburns from memory

Oh and Vanila Skies - was I the only person who thought that film was pretentious tosh?

I've seen so many bad ones, it's hard to narrow it down.

But I'd have to say a tie between Notting Hill and Van Helsing.

A close second is 'The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'.

Vanilla Sky was so bad I blocked it out.

lol - it had that affect on me

Dusk till Dawn - was boring, and I usually like vampire films.

Had forgoten about the tripe that was The Talented Mr Ripley and Magnolia.....

Van Helsing was bad but again the only redeeming feature was Hugh jackman. I long for him to do a good film, preferably a girls one .

Just remembered another one - GOssip, if you haven't seen it then don't. Script and idea quite good. Acting appaliing.

That terrible one last year... Woman in the Water or Lady in the Lake or whatever. Ugh.

The Piano
Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback mountain
28 days later - yawn

I couldn't understand FA in Brokeback Mountain.

Those guys mumbled so bad.

And I'm used to listen to Southern US hillbillies and they're bad for mumbling.

The gals who played their wives got on my tits so bad, I'd be gay, too, if I had to live with either of those clown-faced harpies.

Good Will Hunting - absolutely appalling, ditto Titanic, Van Helsing, Four Weddings and a Funeral and that one with Nicole Kidman who is convinced that a young boy is the reincarnation of her dead husband. So bad, I can't even remember the name of it.

Moulin Rouge - it's the only film that I've absolutely had to turn off part way through.

Love Actually was a steaming pile of dung as well.

Before Sundown.

Turned it off about about 45 minutes because I was losing my will to live.

Forgot about good will hunting completely. awful. and the piano. 9 weeks and a half. aaaaaaah

is that the one with ethan hawk (sp?) expat?

Yes, franca.

All I could think was, 'No wonder Uma divorced him! He cheated on her AND he's a stuck up, boring twunt into the bargain.'