The Brexit Arms: Here it is! MERRY BREXIT!!!

[DustyDiamond]

We did it!!!

We saw off Jezbollah, Mao-ZeMcDonnell & Head-Girl Jo 🙌🙌🙌

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We got Brexit! (...finally... 🙄)

The HoC is painted Blue for Brexit & it's oven ready 😍

Dominic Raab is looking sexier than ever & will be returning for my our viewing pleasure which is the BEST RESULT OF ALL! 🥰🥰

To the tune of Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody':

🎵 🎶 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

So we booted John & Jez & head-girl Jo-o-o
And we gave our vote to Bo-oris & co-o-o

We can GET THAT BREXIT DONE now...
We can start to hope again!
Now the Marxists have been consigned to the biiiiin

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

Now we’re laughing at the Corbyn Cult implo-o-ode
And we’re snorting as momentum start to fo-o-old...

Coz we’re on the Boris love train!
And it’s going full steam ahead!
How we CHEERED when all those seats flipped BLUE from re-e-ed

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Much festive cheer to all in the Arms!
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As ever, all are welcome - only one rule:

DON'T BE A TWAT!!

Note: I am a shit host, and not a patch on previous Landladies - I don't cook, I don't clean & I don't prepare drinks. I am a selfish bellend. If you want feeding, there's a microwave in back & a shop down the road. If you want drinks just help yourself 😘 - it's a free bar 🎉🥳🎈

Fucking brilliant! And don’t worry, your hosting is fab! If I’m hungry after a sesh in here, I’ll just nip to the 24 hour esso and grab an oven ready pizza like the good old days 😉 🍕

On that note, any diamond white kicking about? Or MD 20/20 kiwi and strawberry flavour? Just reminiscing on that 1997 feeling and all...

TBF, I was probs drinking hooch in 97, MD/diamond white were so 95...

Merry Brexit!

Anyone got any pics of the smirk being wiped off Little Bercow's face?

Good point Mama, we need to find that, and, we haven’t seen soubry’s face yet. I must go look!

Evening landlady, stonking new art work

I'm still on a massive high.

'' for extra piquancy and perhaps a little devilment he chose Sedgefield, Blairs seat held since 1935, to deliver his speech ''

👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🍷🍷😍

Beautiful.

Diamond white 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

Diamond white 🤮
MD 20/20 🤮
hooch in 97 🤮

Used to drink all by the bucketload in the 90s - the very thought of them brings me out in a cold sweat now 😱😱😱

Many, many drinks I used to neck like they were going out of fashion are dead to me now 😩

Xpost Raise 😂😂

Bercow after exit poll...

Dusty your a fabulous host, and I'm sure (pretty please) singing will donate some home made fair from time to time.

I've no pics of Bercow being rinsed 😟

You've given me a new project idea though!

I've not done a pic of the losers yet....

Hurrah.. Now let's get that robust investigation going into bercows '' impartiality ''

🤮🤢 🤕 Very dead to me now 😂

Merry Brexit everyone!

We can finally relax and look forward to a new era.

I still can't believe it. I've just been reading about the sombre tense atmosphere in no 10.

Carrie thought 25 majority.

They thought she was being bullish.

When the exit polls came in...

Best I could find on Soubry...

I couldn't afford corbyn government as another pp said I'm not rich enough to survive it... We already borderline line after living hand to mouth.

My dc future is more secure, I could cry without relief.

She looks v pretty epic.

Good pic though. What's going through the head?

I wonder if sour, chukka etc will form a new party...

The... We'll never change sore loosers UK.

And how exactly is taking people’s rights away worth cheering for? Do tell

Can’t believe Chukka was once being thought of as leader of the Labour Party -now look at him.

Signing in to the fabulous new thread - thank you, Dusty! And if you can get Dom Raab to pop in, you'll be the best Landlady ever. I have a soft spot for him myself.

Dusty I didn’t think anything could improve that song, but you’ve made it brilliant.

I think I drank Southern Comfort in those days. There was a great ad on the Tube - “you could quit partying but where’s the Comfort in that?”

Didn’t see Bercow, tbh his face in that picture looks the same as it ever was!

Haha