The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?

[SingingLily]

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

The temporary Landlady is back but worry not, all is festive good cheer with just another three days to go until we reach the Only Poll That Really Matters. Till then, the gloves are still on!

A quick recap of the events of the last week or so:

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Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

Could I have a Snowball please, or is that too old-fashioned?

You could throw a few mince pies in my direction too. I am famous for eating large quantities of mince pies.

Good evening, Mustress, a snowball for you and help yourself to the mince pies.

This is the home of Comfort Food. No judgement here!

Thank you Lily.

I shall be glad to see the back of this election and no mistake.

You, me, and tens of millions of others, Mustress!

I'm even looking forward to the media blackout on Thursday.

Woop!

I’ll have a red flag rum and black market cola please. Just in case the dear leader is watching and thinks I might not be committed to the cause. I’m not, but don’t tell him, I don’t want to go to the gulag, vive la resistance!

Praise be to our dear leader.

I thought we agreed you would identify as a LibDem for a couple of days, Epic? Never mind, here's your rum and cola 🥃

I've thrown another log on the fire in the snug. It's brass monkeys out there.

COMRADES!! ✊🥀🚩🙏🕯

Thank you for new thread Lily 😍
Looking good!

Also can’t wait for this election to be over, whatever the outcome may be 😩

A pic in homage to the thread title...!

Ooops! Wrong pic, that’s from my private collection...

Let’s just call that one a Cat PMK and move swiftly along...

This is the right one... 😉

Praise be to our dear leader.

Is that Jezza identifying as a....cat lover? Clutches pearls in horror.

Your usual place at the bar awaits, Dusty.

Is that someone identifying as Ben Elton???

Ben Elton is all of us, and all of us are Ben Elton

Brought my dinner with me if that's ok. Extra on the bar if you want to try it. It's my very quick and easy garlic, herb and cheese pasta that I save for cold, wet days like this when I've been at work.

I used to love Ben Elton, when I was young and idealistic. Now I am old and jaded, not so much.......

Amen #RealDusty, I took the liberty, I hope you don’t mind?

Sounds delicious, Angelic. Welcome to you and Saucery.

I'm going to have to leave an open bar in a minute. I have a husband and two wailing cats to feed.

“Sounds delicious, Angelic. Welcome to you and Saucery.”

Ditto! 👋

Wow! Certainly feeling the end is soon in my marginal constituency....2 canvassing visits and 4 leaflet drops in one afternoon!

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Love the proverb Epic 😍😍😍😍

Also lol at those comparisons Listening 😍

Welcome as well to all new Comrades ✊🥀

Hahaha! That Boris/chimp pic!

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The Farage one is the spitting image 😱

“The Farage one is the spitting image 😱”

Scary isn’t it? 😱😂😂😂