The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?

[SingingLily]

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

The temporary Landlady is back but worry not, all is festive good cheer with just another three days to go until we reach the Only Poll That Really Matters. Till then, the gloves are still on!

A quick recap of the events of the last week or so:

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Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot
This is jam hot

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mmmm
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mmmm

Etc 😂

I know, me too😍😍

I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Splish splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night, yeah
A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright”

😂😂😂😂

Ain't talkin bout dub Epic 😘

It's the end of an era.

A long hard fight.

But we are just about there now.

Nothing can stop us now.

What was stopping you before?

Duplicitous MPs in WM

(But you know that already 🤷🏻‍♀️)

You mean the duplicitous MP's now running the country? That's a bit of shame isn't it, since you're relying on them to make the UK great again and furnish us all with UKnicorns and Rambos.

Anyway, that doesn't explain what it was you wanted to do that you couldn't before.

Because it was those duplicitous MP's that stopped the process, as you know. If they'd voted for May's deal we would have 'left' nearly a year earlier.

Poor old May, they stabbed her in the back and the front and hung her out to bleed to death in public. That's the type of person you're now expecting to deliver this wonderous Brexit fairytale.

They're going to do just the same to us all

Rambos? [confused

I was always more of a Rocky fan myself.

Did you mean Rambo ON a Unicorn?

Or... Rambo, depicted AS a Unicorn. (Who knew the internet was such a bounty for Rambo/Unicorn related media. 🤷🏻‍♀️)

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Say whatever you like...

The UK leaves the EU on 31 January 2020.

It will have taken 1317 days since the nation made up its mind...

...but we are still of the same mind now.

Democracy wins...

...and our votes count.

Thank you, David Cameron, for your finest achievement.
Some would say your only achievement.
It was an accidental achievement.
No matter, it's the one for which you'll go down in the history books.

You gave us the EU referendum.

Goodbye.