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Westminstenders: Prime Minister Johnson

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RedToothBrush · 23/07/2019 22:58

It is actually happening.

By 5pm tomorrow Johnson should be Prime Minister, if nothing major goes wrong for him.

Phillip Hammond is expected to resign early in the morning. And there maybe others.

Parliament goes into recess on Thursday. Giving Johnson only enough time to announce a Cabinet and maybe give a brief statement in Parliament.

As it stands Johnson will have an effective majority of 1 if the Brecon by-election goes the way expected next week.

Unless someone else defects. Which isn't beyond the realms of possibility.

We also have Charlie Elphicke now suspended and facing a court appearance on 6th September, just 3 days after Parliament returns after the summer recess.

Remember when parliament returns Johnson must get a Queen's Speech vote to pass to start the new session.

The return of Parliament is 8 weeks before 31st October.

If Johnson can't pass a Queen's Speech... Is there time for a GE before 31st October? By the skin of our teeth? Or a crucial recall petition?

So for all the talk that parliament can we prevented from being prorogued or that we can get a deal by the 31st October, there is a GE shaped problem.

As for Johnson's plan for Brexit. Don't expect to see him say anything but waffly bollocks before that key Queens Speech vote. He can't. Instead expect lots of domestic promises - in part to distract, in part in prep for a possible snap election.

Of course to have an extension the Prime Minister needs to ask for it. Would a GE be enough to get one? And would we be granted one?

On the flip to that is the prospect of May's Deal. Much has been made of its death. But some have said its premature to say that. At the eleventh hour should the situation arise would parliament vote for it, backstop and all, to prevent no deal? Its not beyond the realms of possibility.

All the talk of Johnson driving a change of direction by the force of personality is nonsense. Johnson can use his personality domestically for support, but he his personality offers nothing to the EU.

On top of this all we have the Iran Oil Tanker Crisis. The US were alleged to have set us up, and now told us to look after our own tankers. Leaving us to look to Europe for international security cooperation in the area... Irony isn't lost.

Let us see what tomorrow might bring though...

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HateIsNotGood · 23/07/2019 23:01

And your point is?

OhYouBadBadKitten · 23/07/2019 23:02

hey ho, courage all

(and sleep tight, mind the trolls don't bite)

prettybird · 23/07/2019 23:02

Regal Cat Enjoying the sun in the greenhouse. At least he doesn't have care in the world Wink

....but I do have the greenhouse to help feed the family in the event of a No Deal Brexit Grin

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IrenetheQuaint · 23/07/2019 23:04
Gin
BoreOfWhabylon · 23/07/2019 23:05

Thanks Red. Interesting times.

bugeyedbarber · 23/07/2019 23:05

His speech was a load of fluffy nonsense. Zero substance. He was pretty much muzzled by his own campaign team to date so I'm looking forward to actually seeing him doing anything of note.

The Trump's ringing endorsement was horrifying especially as he brought Farage into it as if Farage was a legit figure in UK government rather than Euro MP. Shit stirring like there is no tomorrow.

TokyoSushi · 23/07/2019 23:07

P M flippin' K

HateIsNotGood · 23/07/2019 23:08

PMK - and she doesn't kill birds either

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BeardedMum · 23/07/2019 23:08

The only thing which keeps me getting up in the morning is the Boris memes!

ThereWillBeAdequateFood · 23/07/2019 23:09

Thanks so much red

I’m a bit embarrassed to say I briefly forgot about Iran and the tankers Blush

What a god awful mess.

ThereWillBeAdequateFood · 23/07/2019 23:10

She’s very cute hate

Miljah · 23/07/2019 23:10

I don't recognise our country. What we've become.

Having never cited being 'proud' of being British, I cannot fairly now state I'm ashamed, can I?

But ....WTAF?

Jason118 · 23/07/2019 23:11

We need a pmk poodle Grin

Butterymuffin · 23/07/2019 23:12

Agree that given the time he's had to prepare, the acceptance speech was poor.

Silver linings: apparently the book on Shakespeare he was going to be writing Hmm has been postponed indefinitely. Has he announced the end of his Telegraph column yet?

HateIsNotGood · 23/07/2019 23:16

Thanks Food - she is, especially when she gets her own way, or she gets a bit more like this (which is still lovely)

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pamperramper · 23/07/2019 23:16

Wow, that comms guy who took over his boss's Twitter is certainly good at comms!

QueenOfThorns · 23/07/2019 23:20

PMK. If DH tells me that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to kill him. And it’ll totally be Boris’s fault.

FiveAcorns · 23/07/2019 23:25

Pmk

TemporaryPermanent · 23/07/2019 23:30

So many appalling moments in 3 years. This is one of them.

Suzeyshoes · 23/07/2019 23:32

It’s so utterly depressing. Am I the only one who no longer feels that their beloved home country no longer represents them in any way?

RedToothBrush · 23/07/2019 23:32

Agree that given the time he's had to prepare, the acceptance speech was poor

He can not show his Brexit cards until AFTER 3rd September.

And he has the same problem as May. A desire to please everyone which will have the opposite effect.

Only difference is he has even less room to move.

I do find it hard to get away from the likelihood of a GE. And all that is unholy that comes with that with Johnson as PM.

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colouringinpro · 23/07/2019 23:33

pmk

Butterymuffin · 23/07/2019 23:41

He can not show his Brexit cards until AFTER 3rd September

No but he is expected to charm his audiences and dazzle with racist flourishes of rhetoric. The DUDE moment was lame, and by press accounts no one responded when he said 'are you daunted? You don't look it' which was embarrassing.

TheABC · 23/07/2019 23:44

At least we have British sarcasm and chocolate to fall back on.

Majority of just one. It's fitting given how few people voted him into position.

Peregrina · 23/07/2019 23:49

A desire to please everyone which will have the opposite effect.

No, being an old Etonian will give him much more latitude than May had. His stupid behaviour would have killed other politician's careers stone dead years ago, but for him, it apparently adds to his 'charm'.

From the other thread I saw that Brexit Twitter is very vocal about how Tory Remainers need to shut up now.

Tory Remainers are defecting in droves, maybe only for the next election. The Brexiters would do well to remember this. The European Parliament elections are probably not too representative, but the local elections most certainly can be a foretaste of what is to come, and the Tories, having abandoned Remain voters, were totally thrashed.