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I think my wife has been having affair and is now PG! Should i demand a DNA test?

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:30

We've been together for ages, but all of a sudden she was dead keen to get married. I do love her though, so went along with it. It's only recently that i noticed she has been piling on the pounds.

Turns out that she is 39 weeks PG. We only married a few months back. She swears it is mine, as she was a virgin before we got married. I'm really worried though that the baby is not mine, and thinking about a guy who was hanging round her a while back.

What should I do? We're due to go back to my home village over the holidays. I'll be humilated!

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shopaholicDIVA · 22/12/2008 21:34

is she due on thursday?

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:34

Bump! Oh god

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:34

God knows! I know she's been moaning about the travelling.

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shopaholicDIVA · 22/12/2008 21:34

and is her name is mary? bwt

TheSeriousSanta · 22/12/2008 21:35

very good.

Hope you have a nice hotel booked!!!

NotDoingTheHousework · 22/12/2008 21:35

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MaryBeWaiting · 22/12/2008 21:35

I can't believe you're posting on here! After all I said! I DO love you I DO! I thought you trusted me?

RubyrubytheRubynosedReindeer · 22/12/2008 21:36

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DumbledoresGirl · 22/12/2008 21:36

God does indeed know Joseph, but what (or who) he knows, I could not say.

ilovelovemydog · 22/12/2008 21:36

I think you need to take some responsibility for this - she is your wife, and you love her.

Besides, you aren't exactly going to leave her, are you at Christmas?

(And didn't she say from another thread that you hadn't booked the hotel? She'll end up having the baby in a manger of something!)

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:37

Hotel? Oh shit - i knew there was something I meant to do!

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shopaholicDIVA · 22/12/2008 21:37

obviously baby is a baby jesus then hahahahahahaha

MaryBeWaiting · 22/12/2008 21:37

Joseeeeph? Have you got something to tell me???

aimeesmummy · 22/12/2008 21:37

Brilliant! Completely had me. But top marks to the original Mary for getting away with it!

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:38

I do love her, but I'm a bit worried about the timings. That Gary, graham bloke - he was right on her case. Should i trust her?

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Penthesileia · 22/12/2008 21:39

Don't worry, J. You'll love the boy child as if it was your own... Mind you, he may grow up to be a bit of a handful and get himself in trouble with the law...

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:41

sorry Mary - i should have known you were a MNetter! Peter at the workshop says his missus in on here ALL the time, so I thought it might be worth a go for some impartial advice.

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TheSeriousSanta · 22/12/2008 21:41

Agree with aimeesmumy..

Fair dues to Mary for getting Jeremy / Graham to buy the immaculate conception thing...

LadyOfWaffle · 22/12/2008 21:43

PMSL - get yourself onto Jezza Kyle

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:43

Immaculate what? Isn;t that a Madonna Album?

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:47

You lot aren't being very sympathetic. Pete says he wife mentioned another site - MouldyBitches.net or something. Would I be better trying there for some advice? I'm at the end of my tether!

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JosephofNazareth · 22/12/2008 21:49

Not to mention the poor donkey! He can cope with the odd window frame. But 12 stone of whinging womanhood I think is a bit much for him.

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ScottishMummy · 22/12/2008 22:05

dirty midden has she been rollin in the hay?don't let those three wise guys come to your baby shower

TheSeriousSanta · 22/12/2008 22:10

but they have such pretty gifts, SM

ScottishMummy · 22/12/2008 22:12

ach some smellies fae lush,tsk

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