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Sexual technics

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EvansMr · 15/06/2008 20:43

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

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mamalovesmojitos · 15/06/2008 22:10

oh my god PMSL!!!!

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onepieceoflollipop · 15/06/2008 22:12

I just realised that he has posted on Dadsnet and thought that only males would be on here! rofl.

EvansMr, if you want a "private" thread put it somewhere really boring. We all respond in Dadsnet indiscrimately; tis usually most entertaining, interesting and informative.

Have any of the "Dads" even bothered to reply to this troll gentleman?

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dizzydixies · 15/06/2008 22:14

there surely HAS to be a quote of the week in this thread?!!??

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EvansMrs · 15/06/2008 22:15

actually - i'm ver satisfied.
my bean has been flicked.
yes it does reach around the corner.
we only wanted some ideas for improvement you know.

by the way - that lego stuff is very good.

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dizzydixies · 15/06/2008 22:19

now had you come on and asked for advice re gregs sausage rolls and fruit shoots or baby pasta or given us your opinion on SAHM or parnent and toddler parking then that would've been fine

you're on MUMSNET - see above link for sex advice - we can also help with grammar and spelling on here too

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EvansMr · 15/06/2008 22:21

Delicate, it means banging sideways from behind.

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notjustmom · 15/06/2008 22:21

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YeahBut · 15/06/2008 22:21

Well, I suppose an inflatable doll is easily satisfied. And it might explain how the seemingly impossible position is achieved...

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OnACaffieneHigh · 15/06/2008 22:21

Lol

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notjustmom · 15/06/2008 22:22

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EvansMr · 15/06/2008 22:22

Are you all on HRT or something?

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YeahBut · 15/06/2008 22:22

NJM, I refer you to my "inflatable doll" comment...

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onepieceoflollipop · 15/06/2008 22:23

HRT? Gosh aren't you the witty one this evening?

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EvansMr · 15/06/2008 22:24

Notjustmon: it's all about technic, banging sideways from behind look it up on the karma sutra.

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notjustmom · 15/06/2008 22:24

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LynetteScavo · 15/06/2008 22:25

I can only read EvansMr's posts with an Ali G accent in my head.

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notjustmom · 15/06/2008 22:26

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 15/06/2008 22:26

Perpendicular ladies, perpendicular

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umberella · 15/06/2008 22:27

how's your winkle EvansMr? is it getting large yet?

We would hate to disappoint you. What with our fantastic banjos and all.

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EvansMrs · 15/06/2008 22:27

it's all to do with the extra hole i've had sugically inserted int my thigh. i highly recommend you try it.

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umberella · 15/06/2008 22:27

pmsl lynette!!!!!!!

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umberella · 15/06/2008 22:28

oh god Evans Mrs!

shaking with laughter!

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notjustmom · 15/06/2008 22:28

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umberella · 15/06/2008 22:29

I really hope this isn't someone looking for sex talk, i'm wetting myself here.

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