Sexual technics

[EvansMr]

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

learn to spell and she will be eating out of your hand Had you there!

PMSL

sexual technics - is that a new variety of Lego?

Bless you for trying though.

On your way, young fella.

I keep on thinking of sex to techno music or sex with Technics products

Good luck with that EvensMr

oh girls

play nice, he's obviously not old enough for a credit card for online porn or tall enough to reach the tall shelf

someone throw him something to keep him going till he gets a girlfriend

rofl

ooh ooh give it to me

This is my favourite.

It always makes me go Phwoar in a lewd and libidinous manner. It must be the reference to cherry or the batteries that are included that do it!

sorry.. .technic-ality here but how can one be "going at it like a jack hammer" if you are lying on your side and she is on her back?

i think either you have the biggest piece of equipment known to man or you have been shagging her thigh.

NJM, rofl

manky - maybe it can go round corners?!?

Totally PMSL ROLF wetting myself at this thread

mankymummy- he probably has a power function extension wire

It is clearly a great 'sexual secret'.
Perhaps it's only physically possible in Neverland?

maybe she is a "flexible" friend

I'm actually quite interested in this Lego Technics stuff now. Had never seen it before. Thanks, EvansMr!

NJM... go round corners?

i think in actuality it would have to do a u turn IYKWIM... ie up and over and back down again. actually i think thats prob a 3 point turn.

one can only conclude that the "bean" he has been flicking has actually been the repeat button on his remote control....

I've got the right Bean haven't I?

Oh I've not laughed like this on MN for ages

manky - good point about the 3 point turn or should we use the term U bend in relation to plumbing?!?!