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Sexual technics

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EvansMr · 15/06/2008 20:43

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

OP posts:
MONKEYMONKEY · 16/06/2008 11:50
morningpaper · 16/06/2008 11:54

am lol @ the claim that the kama sutra advises 90-degree banging

what IS banging in Sanskrit, anyway?
morningpaper · 16/06/2008 11:56

oh I've found it:

"On the occasion of a 'high congress' the Mrigi (Deer) woman should lie down in such a way as to widen her yoni, while in a 'low congress' the Hastini (Elephant) woman should lie down so as to contract hers. The bull man should then flip her onto her back and engage in congress while flicking her bean. This position is called the Jackhammer of Indrani and this is learnt only by practice."

No it doesn't really work for me

youknownothingofthecrunch · 16/06/2008 11:56

Mp, I don't know but it gets everywhere and it makes me itchy

dizzydixies · 16/06/2008 12:05

I can't believe this is STILL going this morning

Izzybel · 16/06/2008 13:15

OMG! PMSL at this thread!

policywonk · 16/06/2008 13:18


youknownothingofthecrunch · 16/06/2008 16:40

This thread can't die!

I'll go find some more lego porn.

Back in a mo...

youknownothingofthecrunch · 16/06/2008 17:28

Not for the faint hearted

justjules · 16/06/2008 17:29

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JRocks · 17/06/2008 15:12
Goober · 17/06/2008 20:55

Is nobody else going to give MasterEvans any tips? He'll be going to bed shortly, being a school night and all.

Wordsmith · 17/06/2008 21:09

I'm crying here. More lego porn please!

Goober · 17/06/2008 22:22

Star Wars lego karma sutra style.

youknownothingofthecrunch · 18/06/2008 14:07

Your wish is my command.

See? Lego can do the sideways Jackhammer (EvansMr is sat to the right)

EricL · 18/06/2008 14:14

Well Mr Evans - i hope you have got your intended kicks out of getting the ladies to talk dirty with you.

Now go and give your Lego a jolly good clean and come back to us when you have built something nice and constructive - not like these harlots smutty builds.............

youknownothingofthecrunch · 18/06/2008 14:34

Have a horrible image of sticky lego now

Something artistic instead maybe?

Goober · 18/06/2008 14:37

I suggest that MasterEvans try a nice game of gentlemanly cricket instead. Much nicer to brag about in the playground. Don't you think?

LynetteScavo · 20/06/2008 21:01

Where did Mr Evans go? Come back and share more technics!

cosima · 20/06/2008 21:11


Helsbels4 · 20/06/2008 21:23

OMG, this is just soooo funny!!!!!!!

brightspark83 · 23/07/2008 23:34
wuzzlefraggle · 01/08/2008 12:21

PMSL - oh my god, funny beyond!

LuckySalem · 03/08/2008 22:49

I'm so glad someone showed me this link!! LMAO

lucyellensmum · 03/08/2008 23:24

Can i just say, that you can do it from the side whilst "flicking the bean" at the same time, well at least my DP can [preen] its just a case of having one leg inconveniently out of the way (no im not heather macartney im just very flexible), whilst he well, goes at it. Its a very satisfying position, although i prefer to flick my own bean. Men can never quite get the pressure right can they.

Theres a tip for you OP, don't think you have to rub that little bean directly, its much better to take an indirect route.

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