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Sexual technics

301 replies

EvansMr · 15/06/2008 20:43

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

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BaronessBomburst · 12/01/2021 01:04

This thread missed the whole of 2020! Shock

FrippEnos · 14/01/2021 19:10

Like the phoenix rising from the ashes.

sexual technics will save us all.

Muuuuuummm · 26/01/2021 18:53

😁

LizFlowers · 26/01/2021 18:59

You sound repulsive, op.

EduCated · 28/01/2021 21:24

@BaronessBomburst

This thread missed the whole of 2020! Shock

Shame the rest of us couldn’t.
legend27 · 28/02/2021 20:50

nut on her lip grab her by the hip then get off and kip

RosemaryShortcake · 15/03/2021 22:30

@legend27 Is that you Mr Evans?

Robbo94 · 27/03/2021 17:30

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TomPinch · 30/10/2021 03:22

I expect Mr Evans needs Viagra now

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 30/10/2021 04:35

You stud. I bet she finds you riveting.

David7373 · 20/11/2021 15:23

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TomPinch · 21/07/2022 07:35

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BaronessBomburst · 29/07/2022 23:15

Wakey-wakey!

onepieceoflollipop · 02/08/2022 19:17

Gosh the thread that keeps on giving…
I don’t like to post too often but I was last on this thread in 2008!

Pan2 · 04/05/2023 00:06

I think this thread is now old enough to be choosing GCSE options....congrats Mr Evans.

TomPinch · 04/05/2023 01:22

I suppose "sexual technics" is a GCSE option these days. <old disapproving face>

Biddie191 · 04/05/2023 09:30

TomPinch · 04/05/2023 01:22

I suppose "sexual technics" is a GCSE option these days. <old disapproving face>

To be honest, there are some pretty odd options out there now...

LangClegsInSpace · 06/05/2023 19:24
Halloween Lego GIF

I wish all the lego porn links were still there.

YouKnowNothingOfTheCrunch · 30/05/2023 22:39

Gutted to see all my Lego porn links have been lost. Can’t believe it’s been 15 years since that wonderful night when Mr Evans educated us all.

Good times. I wonder if you can find Lego porn on TikTok in these future-times that we live in

StarlightMcKenzie · 02/06/2023 15:00

Whaaaaaaat? Why is this still here. Older than 2 of my kids.

BoneyBackJefferson · 03/06/2023 09:36

Slow and steady wins the race

BaronessBomburst · 23/11/2023 18:17

<dusts thread, shakes a few cushions, and wanders off again>

BoneyBackJefferson · 23/11/2023 18:55

slow down people. this is getting far to fast. Two threads in as many days.

Pan2 · 23/11/2023 19:07

Hi BBJ! How in the hell?

BoneyBackJefferson · 26/11/2023 17:28

Hi Pan, this place is getting really busy.
Almost warp speed :)

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