Thanks snuggly for sorting the thread.
I had my new crown fitted today, it feels very odd. I'll get used to it. Went for a hilly bike ride today with a customer, twas windy but nice. Almost got punted off by a man reversing a van. I'm afraid I stopped and told him off 
Nsd I think. My shredder arrived. Mucho fun.
Well done em ds putting on weight so beautifully is all down to you and your clever body. Magic isn't it.
Apple jelly is so easy mammy just chop up and boil in water until all smushy, then drip through a jelly bag. For each pint of juice (do not squeeze the bag, the jelly will be cloudy) add a pound of sugar (I use a bit less depending on what I've got), and boil. Get a rolling boil going, don't let it boil over as it's sticky hell to clean up. 10-20 mins or so, put a wee splash onto a cold plate. It should wrinkle up when you poke it as it cools. When it wrinkles it's done, pot up into clean sterilised jars (I cook mine). Done.
Found lamb mince so having that tonight (cooked down with pearl barley and sweet potatoes) it's better than Macdonalds, which was my other idea.