Why are all the Covid conspiracy theory’s coming true?

[sunnnysideup]

Honest question?

Such as?

You might want to elaborate?

What conspiracy has come true?

I'm still waiting for a better mobile signal.

Does that mean I have a chip in me?

I've not become magnetic yet so not all of them

Like what?

Honest answer: “bollocks”.

I have no idea what you're talking about

I agree, op! I'm sick of bill gates following me now.

Bill Gates, is that you? What's the real story with you and Melinda?

Oh dear god not another one

Give us say 3 to get going while you make a list of the others then, come on we're raring to go!

For example....?

False Advertising (conspiracy theories are)

Bill Gates is not whispering in my ear. Most disappointing to miss out on those sexy tones. #sarcasm

You’re totally right. I had the Pfizer vaccination and now when I hiccough, I make the Windows start up sound

I had the AZ jab and now all my sentences end in a question?

My chip is working.

I can communicate wirelessly using nothing but my brain. Read my mind OP 😂

@FloraFauna27

You’re totally right. I had the Pfizer vaccination and now when I hiccough, I make the Windows start up sound

They put the windows 7 chip in you? You were short-changed. I have the win 10 version and my hiccoughs are silent. Though my farts are basically that error noise you get when you try and do something and Computer Says No.

Ah you mean the chip that makes you magnetic so that coins stick to you and the 5G bit helps with mobile signal.... no idea but so pleased 'those' were correct! I mean when I drop change I no longer have to bend over to pick up. Saves a fortune in data costs, it's all free now.

@CassandraTrotter

I agree, op! I'm sick of bill gates following me now.

Me too, no wonder his wife divorced him the perv following us all around. I have to make sure I always wear my best undies now.

My brain seems to buffer constantly. 🤔 I am perimenopausal though.

@sunnnysideup

Come on?

Help us out a bit here?

Yep some1 from government phoned me today asking why I had been shopping twice this week I thought that was strange. I guess their just keeping tabs on me through the chip they put in my arm.