Stay at Home........

[Acesulfame]

I’ve stayed at home throughout for the most part but I’m concerned that I didn’t stay “the fuck” at home. I understand it’s important from posts I’ve read on here. Does that mean I’m going to get Covid? Can anyone tell me how I can make my staying at home more “the fuck”?

Jesusinthecabbagevan I take your point regarding mixing.
NOT the done thing.
I will therefore take one for the team and drink my Blitz Spirit neat.
I have STFAH today writing reports, while simultaneously googling the fuck out of takeaways near my London accommodation next week...

Sorry but you all have it absolutely wrong!! You must have completely sealed your house including all doors and windows with virus proof tape! Your windows must be covered in virtue signalling slogans so that any children can't see any rogue small people flouting their selfishness by talking outside or heaven forbid having any fun! You must send a drone to collect any essential purchases from a secure location, this may only include anything grown in a secure outside space tended by androids in hazmat suits, once delivered said items must be left for 3 weeks in a bio hazard security box at least 30 metres from your home and accessed only by a polytunnel linked to a decontamination suite built into your porch! If you don't then you are obviously responsible for 10k deaths and the collapse of the NHS! I judge you all!!

Dolly had her jab, singing 'Vaccine, Vaccine, Vacciiiiiiine'. She has been STFAH, obviously.

We've done it! We've found the mystery person with the Brazillian variant. We can continue STFAH now.

@frasersmummy

Whilst out shopping for essentials you have to tut loudly at people who have non essential items in their basket such as chocolate or wine

If you shop in Waitrose (which naturally you should, because by virtue of their prices and locations and number of SUVs in the carpark they are obviously more covid secure than the -peasant shops-- more low budget options) then almost everything is labelled essential!

@MrsWombat

Has the perpetrator fessed up what Brazilian stuff they’ve been buying from B&M yet? We on this thread deserve a full written confession with the shopping list. What’s right is right.

@exhausteddog
If you shop in Waitrose (which naturally you should, because by virtue of their prices and locations and number of SUVs in the carpark they are obviously more covid secure than the -peasant shops-- more low budget options) then almost everything is labelled essential!
Sheer genius!
If only other supermarket chains had named their basic/economy ranges "essential", they wouldn't have had to cling-film up all their electrical goods & Easter eggs. They must be kicking themselves.

[quote TheOrchidKiller]@exhausteddog
If you shop in Waitrose (which naturally you should, because by virtue of their prices and locations and number of SUVs in the carpark they are obviously more covid secure than the -peasant shops-- more low budget options) then almost everything is labelled essential!
Sheer genius!
If only other supermarket chains had named their basic/economy ranges "essential", they wouldn't have had to cling-film up all their electrical goods & Easter eggs. They must be kicking themselves.[/quote]
Ha ha I actually work there!

Thou shalt not take the name of Waitrose in vain clutches pearls and essential gin/avocado

All we STFAH'ers know that the beauty saloons are to blame with all those Brazilians.

This thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣I don't now how I missed it, would have really cheered me up in shitty lockdown

I'm so glad this is a zombie. I was having horrible flashbacks to those heady STFAH days. Almost downloaded a facebook profile frame with rainbows to add that extra level of fuckity fuckwittery.