Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Smile you’ve had quite a few yes? 😂😂

And why not.

Smile it sounds like you're having a fab weekend my lovely!

I've started referring to my exh as a dementor simply because he's a bastard and I feel my joy has been depleted with each miserable interaction.

Well it rained and now I can't have my bloody bonfire!! Plan B: drink beer and play guitar hero with DD2. She'll try to trounce me but she underestimates my rock star finesse.

Penguins we'd forgotten it existed until last week, which is probably just as well or we'd already be bored of it after 7 weeks of lockdown!!

@GnomeDePlume don't want to spoil your excitement - but I lost a whole veg crop one year when the horse manure I used contained weed killer. Farmers using it on hay crop, passes through the horse but still active. You might want to test it on some seedlings before spreading it all over! www.rhs.org.uk/advice/profile?pid=477

If we’re filling up the thread so penguin can do the 1000th post, can I just draw attention to this, get the dementors going on Sunday? 😂

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/3904270-Remember-November-2018

Ring a ring a roses

A website full of nosies

Report it, report it

We’ll shoot you down 😂

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock

pigeons?

You shouted Maam???