Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

I cant believe people are so horrid on that thread. Imagine if the OP had said her OH hadnt spoken to her for 5 days and she was told to stay in the bedroom...the place would have exploded with LTB, how dare he, sulking is such a childish trait, how old is he etc etc etc but its ok to do that to a bloody child? I havent commented, I would be banned.

I love you guys so much right now.

TBH i smell a rat it seems very ott BUT that doesnt excuse the hysteria against a child.

Oh Xposted!

I'm going to ring him tomorrow and tell him to appeal it. Didn't even enter my head. Thanks.

Fingers crossed the tossers get a telling from their superiors, what a waste of their time.

@toffeeghirl dunno if this helps at all.

www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-coronavirus-lockdown-rules-law-18044437

Princess I really hope that was a troll post. If not then someone's kid isn't doing so great right now.

Can’t see the post Princess mentioned...

A lot of the fines the police have given out are being appealed.

Sorry Toffee I put wrong name in the first post!

Lilac thread has been removed. Looks like it was bogus.

Smile I missed inspecting your flaps, you were probably on your outing. I assume DP will thoroughly investigate the state of them?

I wonder what his face would look like if you told him "a princess from the internet insists that you must check my flaps...thoroughly "

Can I join in please?

Peaked today, after daring to stick my head above the parapet on Twitter and express an opinion which doesn't toe the 'we're all going to die if we leave the house' line.

Hi Halloween I've had to uninstall Twitter for secret reasons. Actually they're not secret, everyone is crazy on there and it was doing my head in

So many police tonight!! It's been constant sirens for the past couple of hours. People walking too close together no doubt. Mixing households..Meeting up for deliveries of sausage eh Smile
I'm sure your DP is lovely but all I can envisage is a sausage now

Ok not everyone but everyone I follow on there

Crow, that’s why I created another account following all the End lockdown types. There’s certainly some conspiracy types there but generally it’s helped a lot.

Lilac I think half the battle is knowing there are many more of the same mind, thinking the same things.

Hi Halloween
Right you scunners i have to go to bed. Work tomorrow pah! Oh well might get my free pie lunch😉
KBO.

I've been thinking the same about Twitter, I have quite a strange bubble of people and it makes you question yourself. I think I'll sack it off entirely soon.

It's reassuring to find others who don't think like this!

As long as it's not a Game of Thrones sausage.

Right you scunners

Willow I had a sudden horror that all through this thread I have been chatting to my mum. Then I remembered that she is almost 90 and can't work the internet.

I love the word scunner