Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

I wonder if the 4 year old might remember it as The Day Auntie Lilac Saved Us From Vegetables.

DD was stupidly fussy as a toddler and I've learned to pick my battles. We were having dinner at a friend's house and I still remember the killer look on my friend's face when her kid explained in amazement " Mummy , miniBanana doesn't HAVE to eat vegetables " .

I'm chuckling here. I never enforced veggies on mine as toddlers either and now DS day e a vegan

They’re 11 and 13 and eat lots of veggies now!

Clearly that was supposed to say DS is a vegan.

My phone is being super weird today

DD is still afraid of tomatoes!😂😂 Don't ask!

At least she stopped crying/screaming/running at the sight of them or if someone puts ketchup on her plate by mistake.

My favourite vegetable is pork. Potatoes come second.

Jesus fuxking Christ I keep finding twats. Somebody stop me!

Which one now Princess?

It's not a frother one, it's the 13 yo one and I might be a lonely voice on that thread but fuck me it got to me.

Princess that thread really got me. How anyone could ignore their child regardless of what they've done.. poor kid. This is how mental illness starts.

I know OP is saying all the right things on there , I don't know why but I'm not buying it.

Friend has just informed me that he's been fined £30 for taking his dog out twice in one day. Lives in a flat so no garden for her to toilet. He said a police van pulled up and they all jumped out and searched him too. Then said they'd passed earlier and seen him and issued the fine. He's on universal credit and is worried sick how he'll pay it.
Meanwhile, down the road young lads are congregating and tearing round on scramblers but the police turn a blind eye. Easy bloody target. Feel so sorry for him.

Wtf? It's irrelevant if they seen him before. 1. People are allowed to walk their dogs (not just once a day) and 2. He can also go out to exercise,go to the shops etc.

Princess i thought that about OP too. She seems more bothered about how this affects her than how it's affecting her daughter!

If you live alone and do not have a garden then you should try and minimise the number of times that you take your dog out.

Tell him to send them this Crow no actual number of times you can take your dog out if you need to. The police dont even know their own regulations! He should phone them and report the youngsters every time he sees them give them something to get their teeth into instead of picking on single people for no good reason.

He can appeal though, police are going to lose a few appeals at this rate.

He can appeal though, police are going to lose a few appeals at this rate.
He definitely need to appeal, is there a reason on his fine? If yes even better, as the police doesn't get to decide how many times a day a dog needs to relieve itself.

Crow someone managed to make it about COVID. Did i mention that people suck?

P.S. you lot are excluded ofc, since you're bananians not people.

I need to step away from that 13yo in fucking solitary confinement thread. The amount of people condoning it is mind boggling. No wonder the world is so fucked.

Sorry Crow . I should've stewed away from here.

toffee that’s exactly why I’m scared to go out.

Can he get in touch with Citizens Advice? Do they send the bill to his house and what happens then?

I didn’t go out today.

I’ve just had mum on the phone and she thought I was mad for not going out but you have to do what makes you feel better and it’s so depressing to go out round here.

She went to a socially distanced street party in her road and commented about people having gained weight. Sadly, I think as she’s coping fine with this, she has no sense that others aren’t.

Off to look at the 13 year old thread....

I didn't post on that thread but I read it and was also horrified. Yes, confiscate the phone or whatever. But to give your child the silent treatment as punishment is despicable. No wonder the 13 year old is so messed up.

toffee that’s exactly why I’m scared to go out.

That is such a shame Lilac , especially if you need it. These are fucked up times and I don't blame you being worried.

It's gone now , fucking knew something felt off. Hopefully that was the trolling and not some poor kid.

Sobering and chilling how many people cheered OP on and even encouraged her to take it further.