Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Also checking in. Why does everything take so long with DC? Mine are so picky about everything that bathing them is taking all afternoon. And they are too old to bathe together. I know it's wet out so there is not much else to do but it is annoying.

I mostly lurk including these threads and don't post often. That said, you have all been doing excellent work on a load of threads. Makes me feel heartened when I see one of your names on there.

ISay just throw them out in the rain with some bubble bath .

I've got my dressing gown on, a towel and a bag of nuts for some protein, so I'm ready for some apocalypse action.

But have you bleached your butt and plumped your vag? We run a tight ship over here.

@Shitsgettingcrazy you owe us some puppy pics by the way. The realm always collect it's dues.

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock Oh mighty leader. You are on fire today!

*ISay just throw them out in the rain with some bubble bath .grin

I've got my dressing gown on, a towel and a bag of nuts for some protein, so I'm ready for some apocalypse action.

But have you bleached your butt and plumped your vag? We run a tight ship over here*

You are indeed a most glorious leader.

@ISaySteadyOn Praise is always welcome but contributions of AK47 ammo, gratuitous cat pics or topless hot men is de riguer.

From killing thousands to kidnapping hot guys for our commune. We don't mess about on this thread

I should probably go Google some more of those vikings. For research purposes, obviously

ISaySteadyOn
Welcome to the madhouse.
But you need to pay your dues in fluffy pet pics or hunky men pics.
We are easily pleased on here

Right so how do we kidnap them? It's a call to arms Bananians! AK45's at the ready and I'll bring my Love Honey weapons to assist

I am furiousl knitting my new bear net as we speak as per Smiles suggestion.

Am I paid in full for today? I can add photo when I rescued her at about 5 to 6 weeks? If that pays off my debt

Oooh Shits never mind the debt yes please puppy pics are always necessary.

can add photo when I rescued her at about 5 to 6 weeks?

Oh yes,pretty please with a banana on top .

How was your day?

These are her the day we got her and her sisters as well.

The breeder wanted rid and threatened to abandon if the rescue didn't take them.

My day was good.

I am getting my favourite team member back next week. So happy. Feel like a weight has been lifted.

How's yours?

Awwwwww I'm melting 🥰🥰

Oooh loving the puppies. Who could abandon them?

OOoh 'Sunshine On Leith' is on, lovely film. Love all the bits of Edinburgh its filmed in.

Who could abandon them?

Bastards. That's who!

Just had a frother incident in the park!

It's not been a great day, lots of stressy home schooling again and then dragged them out round the park, for a walk, weren't even killing many, just walking along the pavement when this couple on the bench ahead leapt up, the woman and then her husband, and ran into the road!

We looked at them strangely and kept walking, and then after we had passed they went back to their bench and the woman muttered loudly "Absolutely ridiculous!" at us.

Kind of dogs bottom type mouth and the type who goes camping with under the thumb bloke all in matching camping gear, you know what I mean...any way bit fed up now, in fact feeling a bit sad all round pathetically, argh!

I have had something like this before when people see children coming. There is a definite thing against them at the mo amongst some brothers.

Orange you cant argue with stupid!
Sod em they are idiots, nothing wrong with you walking with your kids, dont they know sitting on a bench kills millions?

Yes what were they doing sat there! It was quite funny actually you know how some of those types of women have these types of men who just kind of do as they are told, like waiting about in M&S glumly outside the changing rooms...well he was a bit like that and she grabbed hm and pulled him into the road, he looked almost embarrassed and a bit apologetic.

Felt a bit sorry for my kids though, they are missing their mates and not get treated like some kind of lepers into the bargain

@smile Puppy love! Gorgeous.....

@Orangeblossom78 I hope you licked the bench

Ffs one of my aunties just message to tell me she has seen my mum go into their other sisters and 'not bring funny I am going to report them

I responded with 'do it. No one cares. Other aunt has had a fairly bad fall. Mum rushed round to try and help. If you actually give a shit about anyone you would know this'

She then tried to say it doesnt qualify as medical need. This woman works for the NHS and thinks my aunt should have waited for an ambulance to turn up, even if it took hours to help her up. Rather than my mum go to the next street and help.

I just can't be arsed with these nimptiws anymore.