Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Well done Lala! Round of applause for you! It's a task isn't it!

@LalalalalaLlama, I hope it went well. I applauded wildly for you. That's one of the hardest parts of parenting!

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock, was about to post on that horrifying thread to back you up when it went poof. I am relieved it was a troll thread but saddened by how many thought it was a just punishment.

Morning rebellious rabble.

Off to work soon. Sun is shining so not keen😀
Hope you got a good sleep Lala.

Isabelle 🤣🤣 i love it too.
Have a good day all.

Morning cool kids!

Really bright and shiny here which means my butt will kill some grass later.

Llama hope last night went well.

Isay same here, glad it was a troll, but the support and encouragement she got was awful.

Have a good day at work Willow

Morning yellow fruity killing machines
lalaapplause from me, that is truly worthy of The Clap. Hope you had a good sleep.
halloween welcome to the dark side.
willow hope work isn't too bad.

Well, we had a pleasent Bbq last night in our back garden, avoiding the obligatory mandate to transfer to front garden as per the rest of the street....I'm not really a people person at the best of times!
Im now lying in my non essential garden hammock in the sun with coffee (May have overdone the wine last night!)
A good few killing activities planned for today.... I need to go out to buy more compost, and we are getting fish and chips tonight..... May fit in a few other murderous activities if I can.
I also had some more wine and gin delivered yesterday... Saving the gin fo Boris' speech tomorrow... I suspect I will need it!

Under His Sausage Eye

I'm not really a people person at the best of times!

I was so excited Thursday about being with people. Spent about 15 minutes with others, slightly awkward but had a few laughs and then the next 5 hours just me and DD in a separate area doing what I went in to do.

Old habits die hard.

Morning all.

I see that there are anti fun people out and about elsewhere: shame on the people drinking when they have children in the house, shame on the people celebrating VE day anniversary.

A lot of huffing and puffing 'dont they know there's a plague on!' 'put that fun out'

I am struggling today. I'm in Wales and we've already had our announcement, which is basically that we can go out more than once a day for exercise. Just really really want to see my parents at the end of the month to tell them their first grandchild is on the way. I'm never going to be able to do that again. I know it's petty, but...

Yes, they are, but some distance away. If they were just down the road I'd probably just go and talk to them from the garden gate or whatever.

Morning all, the sun is still shining. Long may it last!

Smile I'm off to see my DS next week too, regardless of Boris' speech, I need to hug my boy and his baby boy.. And DD1 when her 14 days isolation is done. Enough is enough.

Patte congrats on the pregnancy, hope you get to deliver the news to your parents with no hassle .

Crow aww ickle baby cuddles.

Congrats Patte!!

Lala that's great news! My 3 all had really different sleeping patterns, DD1 didn't sleep through the night until she was 4, DS was a really good and quite heavy sleeper, DD2 slept great until she was a toddler then everything was too exciting and she ended up in my bed a lot! In fact at 9 she'll still turn up at the side of the bed in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of me, even though I've told her loads of times to just climb into bed if she wants, save me from a shock induced heart attack!

Morning Murdering Scum. I am horribly hungover very dehydrated this morning and the sun is too bright. The grass is too loud and when I went to bend down to pick up another of the endless pebbles which the puppy keeps bringing me, I felt quite untogether.

The neighbourhood can all fuck off as well, with their lawnmowing and laughter and breathing.

Had a lovely night yesterday though, lots of cider good banter and fun. Made the mistake of looking at other threads on here. WTF is wrong with everyone? The Stasi are definitely out in force.

Under His Eye, ffs.

The neighbourhood can all fuck off as well, with their lawnmowing and laughter and breathing.

You can be a frother for the day.

I did laugh at the "grass is too loud". LOUDLY!

GOOD MOOOOORNIIIIING!!

Patte how far is far? What are the chances of being stopped? No idea what Wales is like at the mo.

pringle whisper...morning! "I feel quite untogether" LOL
Dh has aquired me more compost...happily garden pottering now.....

Morning Pringle you'd love it round my way today then. Dogs barking, cats fighting, lawnmower mowing, kids trampolining, people chattering, sun being sunny, and someone's acquired a cock (not of the sausage variety) and it's been crowing since 5am.

And a partridge in a pear tree.

I'm off on a murder spree to town to buy more garden things (essential for outdoor exercise), dog food (essential because 4 dogs), and beer and chocolate cake (essential to my well being). And anything else that takes my fancy and I can carry home without causing a hernia.