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Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

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PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock · 29/04/2020 13:54

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

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Shitsgettingcrazy · 29/04/2020 20:12

Can you grab Clark Greg (Coulson) while you are at it please?
YES!!

Totally outing confession
My older dog is called Phil after Phil Coulson. Dogs Full name is Agent Phil Coulson!🤷‍♀️ it's a girl.

I wanted to call the new dog Steve or Tony. They all said no and ds has grown out of his Avenegers stage so no back up. Sad

Shitsgettingcrazy · 29/04/2020 20:15

This is phil

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Willow2017 · 29/04/2020 20:18

Grin Grin

Err i meant 'the other one', sorry...

Willow2017 · 29/04/2020 20:19

You have good taste and your family has let you down badly Shits, so sad.

Shitsgettingcrazy · 29/04/2020 20:22

You have good taste and your family has let you down badlyShits, so sad.

I know! I even ventured Peggy as in Peggy Carter. Natasha, May, daisy, Clint, fury......i tried them all.

Dp refused to shout 'Phil, Steve come on' on a walk. I had Phil before I met him. So he didn't have a choice. Grin

Shitsgettingcrazy · 29/04/2020 20:23

Err i meant 'the other one', sorry..

If you end up with radio presenter Chris Evans......set him free! Grin

Willow2017 · 29/04/2020 20:23

Oh well seeing as we are talking about him...

Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries
Willow2017 · 29/04/2020 20:24

If you end up with radio presenter Chris Evans......set him free!

The other PHIL!!!!!! Not the radio dude!

Shitsgettingcrazy · 29/04/2020 20:26

@willow2017 my pride and joy is an Agenst if sheild poster, signed by Samuel L Jackson, Stan Lee and Clarke Greg.

The Clarke Greg one, is my favourite. Love him!

Shitsgettingcrazy · 29/04/2020 20:26

The other PHIL!!!!!! Not the radio dude!

Oh! Hahaha Grin

Willow2017 · 29/04/2020 20:27

Yo-Yo would have suited a puppy Grin

Shitsgettingcrazy · 29/04/2020 20:28

It would have suited this Puppy!

I have started re watching Agenst of shield. Got Disney plus just for that series Grin

CrowCat · 29/04/2020 20:29

Can we get Tom in his Loki outfit please? GrinGrinGrin

Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries
Willow2017 · 29/04/2020 20:29

my pride and joy is an Agenst if sheild poster, signed by Samuel L Jackson, Stan Lee and Clarke Greg.

Jealous? Who me???? sobs into her wine

Willow2017 · 29/04/2020 20:30

I got way behind, I need to catch up with it all again. I get really annoyed at the injustice though and I have to stop watching for a while then never get back for ages.

Shitsgettingcrazy · 29/04/2020 20:33

I got way behind, I need to catch up with it all again. I get really annoyed at the injustice though and I have to stop watching for a while then never get back for ages.

Me too. Havent seen past series 4. That's why i started again!

Willow2017 · 29/04/2020 20:45

Bloody hell this plce has gone tits up again I cant post photos again! Had a nice 30 sec vid of Brett Dalton in a towel!

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking · 29/04/2020 21:22

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CrowCat · 29/04/2020 21:48

Smile I've played a load of Star Wars games, does flying an X-Wing count?

loobyloo1234 · 29/04/2020 21:50

I’ve tried finding Monopoly online today. Not a sausage. Buying non essential games was top of my list today

Anyone heard from Lilac - hope she’s ok

PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock · 29/04/2020 21:51

David Tennant before it gets to that. But only as the Doctor.Grin

And I'll admit to Beckham ...been crushing on him since I was little .🙈

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PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock · 29/04/2020 21:53

@loobyloo1234 Argos has monopoly, loads on ebay too and most toy shops.

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loobyloo1234 · 29/04/2020 22:21

Not the Classic Monopoly though unfortunately. Well not in my local Argos or for delivery

I can buy some crappy versions but my hearts set on the proper one Grin

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