Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

I can fly. I can also land.

It will probably be bumpy. But, I will get us down in one piece! 👌

OOoh we are going on a trip, let me grab my bag.

and the nets....

It's on ebay but OMFG that's expensive. Nearly £40 for a board game?

We're going on a trip in our favourite rocketship
Through the skyyyy
Little Frankensteins

Just did my nails. I'm ready to meet the boys

We're going on a trip in our favourite rocketship

Ha ha not just me then.
My ds's still say that to wind me up sometimes when we go out in the car.

Checking in, had a moment of panic when I saw no one had posted on the previous thread since early afternoon and thought you’d all vanished!

If we’re stockpiling men can someone grab Charlie Hunnam for me, don’t worry about any outfits! 😂

God if I die before this is over and my family see my phone internet search history because of this thread!!!!! 😱

@LilacTree1 hope you're ok

Doing the annoying tag thing so if you can find us if you need us

Hi Pigeons, we're still here thanks to our beloved Princess and her shiny new thread. Which her loyal subjects have filled with man flesh for our Bananian commune eternal lockdown situation.

I was just telling DD1 about this thread after she's had a naff day at work. She's asked if we'd mind picking up Robert Sheehan on her behalf

Pause for Diet Coke break (ok Coke Zero...all I had).

Perks of lockdown (give me something with bloody home schooling) although I may have killed 2! Rather attractive tree fellers outside my neighbours felling a tree. Me (being a nice considerate killer lady) chilled 2 cans of Coke Zero and placed them at the end of the drive for them (with Dettol wipe in sealed bag).

Hunk 1 removes visor whips his hair around with his tight vest top stuck to his sweaty chest showing his 6 pack and says 'thanks so much hun.' Marti Pellow lookalike taking the cans without wiping them 😬.

Possibly killed 2 but boy was it worth it!

Crow is he this one?

That's the one Princess

Good morning. I can fly, and land. A Cessna, which may not be very useful.

Yesterday was a day of much excitement! We had to drop off a washing machine for a friend as hers had broken and we acquired a spare when we moved house. We decided that was a pretty essential thing for her to have. So I saw (even if I couldn't touch) a human! One I know and like (but am not married to!) And her kids, who I miss like crazy. It was amazing.

I really hope this is over by autumn/winter. I don't want my baby to be born into a world where only DH and I can give them cuddles. I know the baby won't care to start with, but I will.

morning all

oh, liking the addition of the new men folk.
and were off on a trip - exciting

work day again for me. But more excitingly it is alo skip delivery day. I was looking forwards to annoying the neighbours, but sadly it seems my neighbours on the right actually had a skip delivered yesterday - they stole my idea! So maybe it wont cause rioting after all!!

I have a "freind" on fb who is really starting to piss me off with endless "STAY AT HOME " and "lets stay in lockdown FOREVER" posts.....think I might have to block her before I say something I might regret.

right...now for coffee whilst surveying the latest male additions to banana land.....

May the Lord Open

Morningggggg oh sane ones

I am going to have a busy day working but I'm going to push the boat out and pop to Iceland in a few hours. I have a shopping list of actual normal food but I will be looking out for non essential desserts. Will be the size of a house once all of this is over. Glad my holidays have actually been cancelled now as the beached whale look is all I can offer right now

They have it at smyths. Been tempted to buy it as I’ve not had a lockdown fight with my husband for 3 weeks now so it’s probably time to rock the boat.

Joining in the fun of mass murder. Contemplating driving to visit my parents. No more than sitting in the garden but it’s been 6 weeks and I miss em.

Hope I don’t need petrol...

@Maxandezra you can snooze/hide someone's posts for 30 days I think if you're reluctant to block. Ofc, if they piss you off in general, block away

Morning Flumps
I have had a long constitutional already and shock horror will have to do it in reverse later! Took my car to garage as i missed its mot! Tbh it was in and out the garage at that time till they got to the bottom of what was wrong with it and i completely forgot the mot. So will have to haul myself back later.😞 Thankfully rain stopped this morning. Didnt kill anyone though walked on the road to pass someone and they said Morning and smiled..obviously didnt get the memo that they were supposed to growl menacingly at me😄
Ooh Real thats enough ti brighten up anyone's day😀 are they back today i might pop round?
Got dragged into a couple of threads yesterday. Disgusted at some comments. Who do these feckers think they are?
Right need a sausage butty to fortify me for my next route march. (And ready for all those honeys we are collecting😉)

I love German sausage

I'm having an existential crisis.

Am I a banana or am I a racoon?

Princess
You could be one of those very rare yellow raccoons that are known only to the select few who are brave enough to adventure into the darkest jungle to find them and marvel at them?