Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

I'm a
Bacoon
Or a Ranana

If you're a raccoon, you can be played by Bradley Cooper in the film of your life. Does that help tip the balance?

Afternoon all, how's the murdering and man gathering going?

Zero head count for me today as we're having a busy day of coffee drinking and homeschooling.

I'm at risk of blocking my brother on fb, I'm sick of reading his twaddle about mental health not being important right now and the needs of the many outweighing the needs of the few. This isn't bloody Star Trek matey, and you are not Spock. And May is mental health awareness month so I'll be posting that all over my fb and hopefully he'll block me before I block him.

Has anyone heard from @LilacTree1? I'm worried about her.

Very little murdering here today sadly, stayinginsavinglives, due to the rain and schooling again.

been watching the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony as part of the schooling, quite weird to watch that, a distraction I guess!

Maybe LilacTree1 is having a break, we all need it at times. Hope she's OK.

Crowcat, it seems there is something of a MH crisis in Italy due to the lockdown, people are suicidal. I would unfollow my brother if he said that kind of thing.

Or share this perhaps www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-52400085/coronavirus-lockdown-s-heavy-toll-on-italy-s-mental-health

Still not murdering, been busy sorting out food cupboards, cleaning them and sorting meds and toiletries 'stuff'.
Trying to keep busy and doing all the little jobs I put off..but am studiously trying to ignore the oven
There seems to be a few like your brother on here CrowCat so narrow minded.

I think it's fear driving it, they disguise it as some kind of toughness. It;s weird. Have seen it also in that twitter link. Like staying in and hiding away is 'tough'

I've just seen Lilac on another thread - good news - she knows where we are hopefully

I just had half a box of After Eights. Honestly, if i were in the office I would sit with fruit all day. At home, I just want bad food. Its not good

I keep getting dragged into other threads where people are being cunts. I should stick to this one. Where's that willpower ....

So far a no kill day. Dammit i wanna unleash my ak47 city wide.

In other boring news I have tried to tidy up. I have sorted out my wardrobe or two and bagged a whole heap of stuff for the charity shop, and gone through my bookcase or 7 and boxed up loads of books for same charity shop. Now it's all under my feet waiting for bloody charity shop to open.
If I had just left it all where it was, it wouldn't be in my way.
Also found all my old photos and all the baby stuff and kids stuff that everyone keeps right?
So now my bedroom looks like a hairy animal thrashed through it, with baby clothes, photos and certificates and calendars and things that small children made 25 years ago.
Kinda made more fucking work for myself and cant bring myself to get rid of it all.
Le sigh.

Hope everyone else is murdering indiscriminately.

Banana I did much the same type of shifting clearing tidying stuff for charity shops etc and thoroughly trashed my house in the process. I really didn't do myself any favours as there's stuff everywhere now

Shoot me now. Am so bored and it's too rainy to burn stuff outside, so I just steam-cleaned the upstairs carpets. Am turning into my mother. This lock down better end soon, I am eyeing up the skirting boards.
Something is very, very wrong with me.

Threw toys out the pram and told the child and the temporary live in boyfriend that there is no housecleaning fairy.
Was feeling very grumpy and sorry for myself. They and the dog all looked suitably chastened.
Perhaps they know about our AK47 cache.
Anyway.... Marginal kill count after purchase of essential snacks and ready made mash.
Could we use a chinook for rounding up the hot mens?
Should we start a looking for Lilac thread or would that be stalking?

Oh glorious leader ( I love the idea of a Ranana but I'm really not sure what that would look like) with regard to your studies look up 2e or Twice Exceptional it fits in well with all the other stuff you have been studying. Could I ask someone to acquire Brendan Fraser in his George of the Jungle phase, on the man hunt expedition I just, well hmm, I think he would bump the eye candy quotient nicely!

Also... I would like to add this fine doctor to the mens hunt. Please oh great and magnanimous Ranana and lusty murderous comrades.

It seems many of us are having a wobble today. I can't even talk to my mum without it causing a row so that's fun.

Yes to Brendan Fraser in George. Can I add Jason Momoa in Aquaman mode please?

Sending hugs crow. Jason momoa in any mode would be a fine addition to our himreem

I’ve hidden everybody who annoys me on FB Can’t be doing with anything hysterical or stupid. Even the buying/selling group was a frothbed of bonkersness about how dangerous it would be to sell somebody a secondhand table. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.

Had my own wobble today. Just need to get over myself I guess, you have royal approval to kick my ass in order to make it happen.

Was doing a course that hit very close to home, and dunno... I realised I am a statistic. Not a worst outcome one,but still. It's all well and good until you start ticking all the boxes yourself.

Even the buying/selling group was a frothbed of bonkersness about how dangerous it would be to sell somebody a secondhand table.

Mine are all shut! I'm blaming that for the lack of organising and sorting.

I third Brendan in 'The Mummy' mode would be nice too. Oh talking of the Mummy how about Oded Fehr and Arnold Vosloo?

How come no one nominated any GOT males? They'd be handy with a sword, especially sheathing it.

Wobbling’s normal, Princess.

X posted.
We are all entitled to a wobble Princess & Crow.
I lose my shit frequently at the kids thinking dumping dishes near-ish the sink will mean that they are mirculously washed up by someone else.. Dont even get me started on the state of their rooms! You would think with all this free time they could at least keep them tidy or empty their damm bins!