Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Nitwits???

I feel like this should be our official Banana Republic of the Free Breathers uniform

I think nitwits is too kind for such stupidity and selfishness.

Some people really are a waste of oxygen.
She's such an obtuse angle.

I would have licked it given a chance but thought she was maybe taking a photo or something to start with! It's quite a pretty park. Very bizarre.

Liking the spewing rainbow

The lack of comma on the print bugs me .

Shits thats awful, so much for the caring profession (ex nurse here)
Good on you for putting her in her place, the nasty 'better than you' forther.

So we finally get a new thread . Just in time. And we have hunky topless men and baby floofs already. Squeeee.

I wanna lick a bench now too.
Oh and my kill rate today is deffo thousands. I "gasp" browsed in Asda AND my lovely neighbour gave me a lift there and back. Also bought a pizza for my lunch and never ate it cos I was talking on the phone to a mate for 2 hours. Probably killed more people?

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock obtuse angle!

Obligatory kitty pic attached. She thinks the rain is my fault.

My chihuahua puppies are nearly 3 weeks old. Just thought I'd add to the floofs and hunks

Smile I've been thinking the same myself. DD1 in retail so I have an invested interest. Gov would rather spend money on adverts thanking them rather than use the money to up their pay.

@CrowCat oh my god. I grew up with chihuahuas. My mum still has one.

Great dogs. Absolutely love them

Hi Lala
*
Smile* I just saw on fb that some shops and businesses have started tentatively reopening some branches - KFC, Burger King, a few drive through Costa, Greggs, Homebase and B&Q. All the comments were omg just stay at home why are these places opening?? Because if people don't go back to work they won't have a home to stay in!! People are showing how blow you Jack selfish they are.

Smile it's been full on for DD1 and she's knackered. They basically told anyone who wanted to isolate wouldn't have a job to come back to.

Can you pick up Chris Hemsworth while you're out? I think he'd make a fab edition to the Bananian commune

Nana cat. He looks like he got a bit over excited with the eyebrow tweezing.

If we are kidnapping the avengers, can you pick me up either Chris Evans or Tom hiddleston....much appreciated!

I m kn itting as fast as I can...I got special wool and everything

Tom Hiddleston *swoons

Can you grab Clark Greg (Coulson) while you are at it please?

happy to add Tom and Chis but do you mean as in Radio 1/2/Virgin. Got to get the list correct

Nope..defo Chris Evans of the Avengers!

Either of the attached versions is cool. If you could also kidnap the outift as well, that would be nice.