Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

@CrowCat yes!!!!!!! Properly fit right???

More ((hugs)) for you Lilac hang in there its crap sometimes but we will all get through this together. Sorry your mum wont be there when you need her thats pants. I cant imagin a time I wont be there for my kids no matter how old they are.

If you want a laugh at my expense, today has not gone well so far its just like a bloody sit com.
Tried to tax the car online...discovered I had missed its MOT late last year! Cue frantic phone call to my lovely mechanic whos garage is still open and he is doing it tomorrow for me.

Tried to pay the credit card early as I was already on pc..error message came up after I paid so now dont know if its paid or not. It said not to try again but check tomorrow...grrr
Think I will go back to bed and pull the duvet over my head and stay there till tomorrow. I cant get anything else wrong if I do that!

Considering I am not going out much its gonna be an expensive week!

And he rescues princesses..... Just in case the frothers capture our serene banana highness.
He'd come in handy.

Cant believe we're nearly at thread 5 btw. We definitely need the title to have some reference to alcohol.To keep the sane people away

How about 'Alcoponics Unanimous'?

One of The funniest sketches ever.

Just in case the frothers capture our serene banana highness.

Unless they have a crane there's no chances of that.
I've decided I'm not fat, just really hard to kidnap.
Keeping safe with cinnamon bun. (Which was my sitcom moment yesterday)

Well obviously my lovely optician got wind of my plan to kidnap him and keep him in my house...he stood halfway up the path to talk to me!!!!!, big cushie! There goes my afternoon plans

Smile!!! Oh be still my beating heart! He. Is. Lush.

The hardest thing about watching The Originals was picking between these two.

Actually the whole cast was quite eye candyish including the women. Surprised I haven't drowned in my own drool.

Better Elijah

smile that's my type too, but I lean more towards dark.

Ofc OH is short,baldish,with a beer belly and the typical English fairness.

He'll do.

oooh my these photos are pretty damm fine.
I want to be the filling in this sandwich please.

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock I prefer Elijah.... unless Damon Salvatore is up for grabs of course...



I'm a sucker for Zac Efron all day every day

Well that didn't work! Once more with feeling Damon...

Not forgetting Eric Northman and Spike.... I seem to have a type...

Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/3894573-under-his-sausage-blessed-be-the-alcohol-ak47s-and-online-deliveries

New one here unless you decided to desert the yellow land for the land of bleach and twitchy curtains.