30s TTC - More Gin Than George BESH

[Scorpette]

Come on in ladies, the bar is fully stocked with Advocaat, Bailey's and novelty Xmas drinkies and the slaves are wearing Ann Summer 'Santa's Hat' posing pouches. Have also festooned the place with plenty of festive tat and lots of v un-eco and tacky Xmas lights and shit because I know we all love getting Xmassy dead early. There's a fireplace so you can send your wish list to Santa up the chimbley, platters of wooden spoons and coconuts on the mantlepiece and 'Mulled Wine' scented candles lighting up The Pit of Despair. Make yourselves at home!

6 days early??...you should deffo go to menkul corner if you believe what an hpt says that early...go on, Bessie...in your basket!

64% of women get a result, it says. [sticking out tongue emoticon]

You got a result Bessie!

Step away from the early tests! 64% still means 46% didn't get a result. If you imagine that as ten people, 4 and a bit didn't, nearly half!

BIG HEHE at muser breaking down the numbers into ickle understandable units for me.

bessie get someone to hid the tests till Saturday. Then take it out on us, if you want

Bessie Droid is due on Saturday, which means really you should be testing on Sunday, which actually means you tested Sun-Sat-Fri-Thurs-Weds-Tues-Mon - 7 days early and you didn't use FMU... you'd need the hcg levels of a goddess to get a bfp today. Stop torturing yourself!

HAAA HAAAA...let's point at Bessie and laugh at her woolfing earling testing

keep pointing at me, I love the attention.

I shall be testing daily over the next week and updating you all.

for our pure fucking amusement

cassie amateurs

I miss ginhaglet on here

Also am hoping HCS is ok...

I iz gonna chirstmas up the fred innit

here is a nice song to get you in the mood

is that you iggs, in da middle ringing da bellz?

My fave is still this Might take a few seconds...

Liking "cunting it down". I may use that but with care.

"up the fred"??? huh? Your southern twang sounds forrin to my northern ears, iggy

Also hoping HCS is ok. If you're lurking, . I think she is away for a few days tho.

this one is for hawaiian. Hope it makes you

I just watched the first minute as have to rush but that dog is just gorgeous!

Awwwwwww. I wantsapuppy!

casper yes- glad you recognised me with the beard

It did make me smile a bit, and miss Colorado, strangely.

We were singing this and doing the voices and actions at work earlier!

I don't mind Iggy christmassing up the fred but if she wants to do anything up my Gary then there'll be hell to pay

Ski, was it a MODD-UH being committed that made you cry at Taggart?

Why do I get called Teh Menkul when I don't POAS early and, in fact, don't even bother if I see 'pink'. DPO7 and my lookout for the Pink Panther has already begun...

Cho - v and a big manly punch to the shoulder re: festive angelbabies

Babyfail .

I guess at least an alcoholic Xmas awaits.

Did you POAS Pandora or did AF arrive? Fucksticks anyway. Extra advocaat and baileys for you.

HCS heartbreaking post and now I've got the bloody song (and YOUR version to boot) going round my head

Hey Muser. I am a bit old-skool and won't POAS till I am truly late. No, it was the evil droid that arrived with a vengeance. Have just done the OV calc thing and actually I think I would be POAXmasS if things go well this month!!! So hold the advocaat & baileys, I might not be able to indulge quite so much after all.....