30s TTC The Loch BESH Monsters

[CurlyCasper]

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

LOL re carrotchild's attempt at manipulation.

Good to hear you're in the clear gin. Hope you can find some enjoyment in your anniversary.

I am now covered in itchy, rashy bits of skin. Not a symptom, just by body fucking up

carrotchild I like it, much better than DS! Will stick with that

cassie so sorry about that. This may sound ultra-stupid but have you tried homeopathy? Don't mean to be uber patronising but thought I'd ask. I know, if you're that badly affected it probably won't touch it . I just find it so helpful for so many things. You never know.

Can I ask a question? Carrotchild came home from school talking about school talking about war (coz of poppies). He was told that war was really bad men shooting people in far away countries. He was a bit upset and wondered why people would do that.

I tried to explain that it wasn't the men on either side who were bad, but the people who were running the countries but got half way through that and realised he just wasn't going to understand it.

Dunno what to say to him

Where was everyone last night?

Well... I temped this morning with new thermometer and it said 37 degrees!!! Sooooo looks like I am alive (hurrah!) AND although I have no comparison that's quite high so maybe I DO have some progesterone (hurrah hurrah). So, maybe I just pickled my baybee last night. Unhurrah. Well it was only 2 glasses of red. And it was organic.

So I am now a leeeetle bit excited.

Morning Carrots, I am very relieved to hear you are not dead. How long til you can POAS?

Blimey, it was quiet on here last night. I spent some time with TG last night, thought I'd better after his comments over the weekend.

What news today people? Anyone POAS?

Ski what happened re: the pains in your side? Did they go away? Have you got any other symptoms? (I am unsure about crying at Taggart - do you normally cry at stuff on TV?!)

I'm stuck in a meeting all day - but to pre-empt anything which might occur throughout the day can I just say? POASPOASPOASPOASPOASPOASPOAS to anyone who might need a little encouragement?

Scorps Your friend's boyfriend is not alone - many, many men think this - because we all assume they know we have four holes nobody ever thinks to ask them outright... so they bimble through life believing there are only 2.

carrots Pube chin? No wonder he won't shag you! lol@ your little one "can I licke the bowl?"! Good to hear you're hot stuff too. My nips are still mega-sensitive and out-of-bounds but I'd like some coloured FFJ please to indicate the success of my shagging.

Polly Yes, the pain has gone away - I'm not sure whether it was baybee stuff or too tight breeches - the jury is out. I do cry at the telly - but at animal hospital and soppy films. I don't tend to cry during Taggart/One man and his dog - actually that's a lie, the ickle doggies would get me every time. But you know what I mean, Taggart is not heart wrenching stuff... I'm tired but that's modern life for you I suppose. I could power Belgium from my gas though. Jailbait admitted this morning that although he was a competitive person he knew he was out-classed in the parp department.

Maybe the breeches are too tight as you are growing a babybee in your belly? I'd love to get excited and shout "your diffed" but have been wrong on too many occasions. I am cautiously optimistic Ski! When can you POAS?

Oh yes, its always the dog stuff on tv that gets me! Never mind people dying, show me a ickle puppy with a grass seed in his paw and I will wail

(Have a great image in my head of Ski and Jailbait having trumping comps whilst the neighbours think there is a earthquake going on.)

miserable today

teary etc. please to give me a slap BESHes

Oh Iggy why are you miserable? Have an elbow to the kidney and a biatch slap. There you go, that will make you feel all better

friggy is it the looming date? If you're feeling rough as well then that's not gonna help.

Am temporarily off violence (how weird) so have a proper girlie cuddle.and a tequila.

ski glad you're feeling better. Hoping that the guff-extravaganza is another updiff sign (sounds like fun anyway )

well I've got til next sun or something til the droid is due. Seems like a long time away...

Iggy just realised why you are miserable, so sorry. Come here and let me grope you join in with Gin's hug.

Why my strikeout not working? bum

Oh so now it works... duh.

You are lovely - but is not just the looming date - think it's just me being a hormonal and therefore teary BESH as does happen when droidage is impending.

due dates don't help - or illness - think is prolly combination.

Big girly slap for Piggsy

Everyone should hug iggy right now - you know she's normally a hart-hearted cow. Get in there and give her sloppy kisses, teddy bears with bows and love hearts saying "U B my kitten?"

Polly Thank you for wishing me a happy POAS but I get symptoms every month and I think I've had a few chemicals now so I just give up and I'll have one of hawaiian's spare ones.

ha! Scorpette I am fucking delighted someone had picked up on that - it was my wee joke and I'm so glad someone has been looking at their foofoo in a mirror for the last 30 minutes and wondering if they're a freak or not! Of course the correct number of holes is 11.

Sorry, Iggor, didn't see that. Now drink your meths, there's a good girl.

Hurdy gurdy I am writing like a Dutchie - hart = hard obviously.

ski am starting to get the impression that I am actually invisible to you...is quite weird.

morning, just a quickie to give iggy a big, squeezy hug and more gin before I set off on me jollies (going to be great fun when my neck looks like a 14-year-old greasy boy's thanks to a bright red, highly itchy acne-type rash . Attendance over the next few days might be nil or sporadic and frustrating thanks to PDA. So have a good weekend and POAS POAS POAS (as ski said)

Laterzzzzzz

Who there? You are not invisible to me my lovely gin, I just don't know what I could possibly say to make you feel better. Although I'm glad to hear you're also in the 2WOOFL - have you got any mad symptoms yet? Crying at pictures of rabbits? Shouting in Tesco?

Well phew for that...

Think my best imaginary symptom so far is getting bizarrely upset that I had done something to piss you off and you now hate me. Crazy and emotional,me???

gin Well how far did this symptom take you? Did you write a post about it elsewhere on the internet? Phone DH and wail? Wail at mani or just cram 3 chocolate eclairs in to your gob and you're current sat there with a mixture of chocolate and hot, salty tears streaking your cheeks? How was your sailing hol anyway? I think I missed the synopsis.