30s TTC The Loch BESH Monsters

[CurlyCasper]

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

I has just had v. embarrasing moment in office... my assitant walked in to find me crying in front of computer - poor bloke!

Meths good - also gin. I think gin makes you maudlin doesn't it....

Nag,just been sitting here rocking...occasional shuddering sob,that sort of thing

sailing was great,quite hard work with a small crazy person aboard but an amazing experience.

And my mum got twatted on cocktails and managed to step into open sea instead of the tender. Quote of the hol,as dad dragged her onto our boat (she'd been in up to her neck and he had saved her and had to row her back) 'i'm not a fish gindad!'

had some good wind (non parpy kind) too.

Also had a great escape sun/mon..2 nights in lovely hotel with mr gin,anniversary stuff.did me good.

Curly, we'll miss ya! Have a grrrrrrrrrreat time, as Tony The Tiger would say

Ski, me and you are going to seriously fall out: first you attack my non-religious stance and NOW you suggest that crying at pictures of rabbits and shouting in Tesco are abnormal! You've just roundly criticised at least 50% of my daily activities.

I must be going mad because I have the most ridiculously strong urge to be in Amsterdam today. And not just Amsterdam, but Utrechtsestraat in particular. Then the Sarphatipark. I can't believe my brother lives in The 'Dam and I don't, when that was my original life-plan. Am fat, old, boring, skint, babyless and don't live in Amsterdam. Godverdommer! Am going to sulk like an absolute pathetic loon now. How do you say 'pull yourself together' in Dutch, ski?

PS I know that was random, but am feeling low and always daydream about Amsterdam when fed up as it feels 'so near and yet so far'.

nag NAH

Oh igg you sound well-mithered. Accept this Glasgae kiss for your pains. I can recommended a big cream cake for uncontrolled crying episodes - I've had loads of those these past two years and the only thing my boss can do to help is buy me a big foamy latte and a cream bun, bless him.

No cream buns for me now though , or anything interesting/highly flavoured. All I can drink is water, and I've drunk so much that my ankles are like a fat granny's) and all I can eat is dry food (although I did manage a yoghurt this morning which I am allergic to anyway so shouldn't have, but I fancied it ad it tasted nice but it did make me dry-heave a little bit afterwards

iggs and ginhag please take an almight pinch on the arse from me. Sorry you're having a rough time of it, but I like to think we can cheer ourselves up getpissed-- together.

I'm still wondering where my fourth hole is? I know 'mouth love' does not maketh a baybee but I really cant think there is anywhere else? Is there?

My tits are tingling, which can only mean the droid has a one way ticket to my fanjo this weekend. I'm not or because I will not let this beat me. I will have a lickle baybee, we all will we will have baybees.

I'm losing it.

Changing the subject completely, out of curiosity, are we having (dare I say it) Christmas decorations in the Palace?

"Ik wil een beitje poepje-neuken."

getpissed

Oooh frodo you have reminded me. Driving home last night my time wasn't all taken up by pumping and I was wondering if any BESHs Palais residents fancied doing a "round robin" christmas pressie thing? Names in a hat (excel sheet) and maximum budget of a tenner type thing? Anonymous of course except for the bearer of the excel sheet. Although mine will be bloody obvious anyway with Dutch stamps.

(bietje not beitje)

PS Does anyone know if reflexology will bring on the droid? I have my first session in an hour? Bad timing or what?

PPS I promise to check my spelling before I post from now on

Virtual or real?

friggs brownies may help too. Sorry you are having a shite one mate.

cunty it's a bitch innit. I remember eating a lot of toast. And doing a lot of thinking 'why the fuck did I think this would be a good idea??'

I keep thinking 'ooo sore boobs I have really sore boobs and I know that is a symptom' and then remembering they were squished in the mammogram machine and one is all bruised from having a massive needle waggled in it for the biopsy. So it's just possible there is another explanation...

Piña colada for friggle

Xmas pressies, not druids

frodo Depends, will you be required to tie yourself down with guy-ropes? I thought reflexology guaranteed a baybee?

cunty I was thinking real. Welsh love spoons all round? ... which is where I think the wooden spoon thing came from - another brainwave last night and I remembered all the shops in my uni town selling the buggers.

Am contemplating making a small fortress out of my paperwork - will that keep people away?

Hello all! Igloo, am sorry to hear that you're feeling so down. Have a lovely mulled wine and some mince pies, as I'm feeling the Christmas funs. If you cry more at your assistant, he might do all your work today?

GINGINGINGINGINGINGIN! Hello! Am glad that you had a lovely, lovely time with the sailing and the filthy sex anniversary and EVEN GLADDER that your lumpy boobs are not a thing to worry about.

so basically you're all saying I should shift my arse down to greggs and pig out?

Well if you say so - I guess I should

haglet bruised tits sounds both pants and confusing in the updiffed department..

ski not sure I could cope with the pressure of trying to think of a suitable present - would baby booties be innapproprate?

eeek we're going to have to move home in a minute! Somebody put an offer in somewhere!

We'll need a new thread soon, peeps...

cunty liking the werd mithered.

guy-ropes? noooooooooooo

Work are kindly sending me for a stress relief session but the office snoop tells me that it brought on her sisters periods that she had been without for years???

If I tell her I'm TTC she might press my foot and laugh (and think to herself "she's got no hope, dried up old prune")

It was going to be called this:

30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

Who wants to play hostess with the mostess?

Also votes for more use of the word mithered, is fucking brilliant.

Ski I'd be up for xmas presents (anything to get more presents)

Ooh Gin, don't envy your poor norks. Can I rub them better for you?

CurlyCasp have a great weekend away!

tis my best northern word

cunty just remembered you mentioned pregnacare t'other day. That def made morning sickness worse. Could be worth trying a differentbrand. Boots own were less vomitty for me. Pregnacare was awful.

Nice idea ski