Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

[extremesitting]

OOOh - Hope this'll do! Emergency!

Bessie I know you're still here - but there were others...

i'm still here!! I'm lurking slightly as its manic at work .

RTD2 update: MIA. Why does my body do this to me? No pains, no twinges, no symptoms, the waiting is driving me crazy now, come on you evil red tide, I know you're approaching, get a bloody move on!

I had a dream I went horse riding last night, it was amazing. The last time I rode a horse I was 12 and it reared up before galloping for miles and scared me half to death I can laugh about it now.

I know its early but needs must. Enjoy!

thanks all for the kind admiration of my lovely bits of pvc

So anyway, back to the subject in hand, as of this month I am properly back swi instead of just skirting the issue. Remind me again, what do you do?

Cosmo, I've heard that the man has to put his erect penis into your vagina and then wiggle it around until he ejaculates but that all sounds highly preposterous as well as icky, if you ask me.

Am also missing all the others. How dare others have things to do with their life than come on here? I certainly don't!

Well, think am approaching OV - terrible mittelschmerz yesterday and FJ is getting more elastic by the day. Always used to OV early, excet for last month, so hopefully will be the same this month and the magic will happen Just can't get to sleep at night - got up to go to the loo after lying awake for hours and it was 3.20am. Am scared fatigue will stop me getting updiffed or that it'll make me release rubbish-quality eggs and any resulting child will be a bit... 'wrong'. Welcome to Scorpette's happy happy world of sleep-deprived neurosis!

PS Zirc - hope Metal Mickey is NOT on his way. Fingers crossed for you

Scorps, quick, your turn to think of a thread name. Nothing mental please.

We nearly had a "resort and spa" in the title last time, which I was very excited about as this is the only spa I actually get to go to, but there's been precious little relaxing this time so maybe no longer appropriate.

Something to do with the metal bastard, or the WWOOFLing perhaps?

scorps that can't be right surely? That sounds disgusting

Womenz, I have done it - come on over to: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/826379-Mid-30s-TTC-Simply-The-BESH-BESHer-than-all-the?rnd=12 53097011882

Or come find it!