Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

[extremesitting]

OOOh - Hope this'll do! Emergency!

Bessie! Tower hamlets! Me too!

WTF has gin gone?

vag so nice to hear you were taken seriously by doctor. That looks so wrong with your nickname...

heh. Idealcamel, I want to find out where you live now, it's a curse being so nosy...

I think Gin is entertaining now.

camel I do fear that the mental image I am projecting in the Palace is of a hairy vagina. But at least I can't lower the tone with you filthy lot keeping it well below zero.

Right - off to go and stand next to cultured folk. Laters, peasants!

I think gin is entertaining always...

Am in the Docklands. Posh TH, really...

ideal thanks luvver.

Sorry to fuck off like that but yep people came over.the bird looked at me stick n wasn't convinced.however over time it has got a stronger blue,tho is still very skinny.

BUT legged it to the chemist,bought first response as supposed to be best if testing early,held wee in til I thought I would burst n then tested. Fuck all.

So now am all doolally.knew the pee was prob not concentrated enough (had had couple of cups of tea and only waited about 2 hrs) but I was overcome with excitement.

I do feel pg. I especially thought it was likely when I had an overwhelming feeling of utter terror at the thought of having another kid and promptly decided that I'm prob not actually up to it!

So now have to wait til the am and hope I get enough unbroken sleep to have nicely concentrated hormones. Aargh.

Don't even know if I should tell mr gin he'll tell me I'm a twat for testing early,and I already know that!!

On the plus side have a nice bottle of wine that I'm still officially allowed to guzzle this eve

ah idealcamel, you are far posher than me. I am in common TH.

I meant entertaining as in blue eyeshadow and demis roussos a la abigail's party

Stupid cow in clinic told me I wasn't updiffed because the line was too faint. dd came along 8 months later [jd emoticon].

Thanks beshie (though I won't go as far as to call my mate a cow!) to be fair before she had her dd she had several early mc's so is naturally less likely to get carried away I guess.sort of wish I hadn't shown her tho!

Actually have to see the doc tomorrow am.wonder if he fancies doing a bloodtest to humour an old loon?

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you (and try not to be too ) Will be swi for the next week so hope to join you in general neurosis shortly.

I think the woman in the clinic is more of a stupid cow because her whole job revolves around pregnant women and she can't even tell if someone is pregnant.

Yeah it's bizarre the career choices some people make!

Oo Charlie and lola time.my favourite

God, the suspense! Am officially v excited for youse. Lack of line surely only because your pee was diluted.

Am in hairdressers with new iPhone. Can already see that new toy is not going to help with obsessive beshing. Also look like a tosser.

Mr gin says it is not a positive,merely a blemish

maybe I actually am mental.

camel I do all my besh-related chat via iPhone.toddlers and laptops don't mix well.

Also I'm a tosser

I am having a fucking beer.seeing as no fucker round here thinks I am fucking pregnant.

fuck fuck fuck fuck

and also 'what the fuck?'

Oh a lovely quote to mark the occasion

me - I think I'm pregnant
tgf (the grumpy fella) - what,again?!

got to love those mentwats. gin. When are you actually due RTOD? Sure a test near then will have a much better result.

Right, exceptionally pissed off now that SFF is not here when I am ripe for updiffing. stuck at home with the dog and the laptop, last night's EastEnders and chocolate. And I fuckin cried at the girl in Neighbours having a baby.

Ooo my weird loyalty setting just kicked in.now it's okay for me to insult him if necessary,but if you do I'm afraid I will have to kick your teeth in

Poor gin! There's no point telling you not to go mental till tomorrow because a) you know you will and b) who am I to talk? I do think a thin line is a line so I SOOOOO hope you get a much clearer TFFT/BFP tomorrow morning (is the first wee of the day the best for testing with?)

Casper - but what are they going to call the baby? It's remarkably unwrinkled for a supposed premature newborn. Erm, not that I watched Neighbours. Obviously not. Ahem

Poor Iggy - Igs, if you're lurking, we heart you

PS Bessie - loved your [jd emoticon]: v funny, v clever, v naughty. That's one I might nick!

PS I am actually registered disabled cos of weird health probs (don't worry, I'm not as ill as that makes me sound) and wear specs and suspect I'm going slowly deaf, a la Dad and Gran - does this make me the resident cripple?

stepping back a leg length from gin to protect pearlies and allowing her TGF to be excluded from the sweeping mentwats statement

scorp I know - that baby was a squareheaded bruiser. I think they should leave it as tadpole - it will be character-building

are we all sitting comfortably with our extra large judgey pants on as Underage and Pregnant is on? hhhmmpphhhfffffff

scorp a fellow crip - I'll drink to that!

Casper I cry when people give birth on telly too.

Waiting for bus in rain which is rapidly rendering haircut pointless. Gah. And feet are killing me. And colleague brought adorable baby to work AND had the cheek to refuse my kind offer to take said baby home with me. Bum.

glad I'm not alone ski. Just watched a welsh 16 year old pop out a beautiful week girl on Underage and Preggers. Judgey pants got all damp with baby-hunger flutters

I worry about Underage And Pregnant - it makes me so mad/sad that I worry my judgeypants will set themselves on fire with righteous anger and burn my ovaries to a crisp.