Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

[extremesitting]

OOOh - Hope this'll do! Emergency!

ebay cheapie says no... (lack of willpower, I know)
yes, ski have you POAS yet?????

Curly Caspar - 4 tests I did said no. I finally got a positive 2 days before R2D2 due from one of those tests that actually spells it out and tells you how many weeks gone you are. To prolong the 2WOOFL you should maybe try again with a different test...

Morning fabulous BESH's

Ski and Curly can we all hold hands and chant "do not POAS, do not POAS"?

I have just felt a tell-tale twinge, although I have extremely sore boobs and absolutely no other symptoms to imagine. Previous cycles are anything from 24 to 34 days although for the past 10 TTC cycles I've been 26-29. Today is 26 and I'm distraught because I just know the evil robot in diguise its on fooking way. I've also noticed on the bus I have the highest number of cycles. I'm last in the queue for ripe juicy eggs, I'm never going to have a baybeeeee aaarghhhhh.

Sorry, I'm losing it, I don't know if I cna do this anymore and I'm sorry for being so negative and depressive.

I made (lovingly) some delicious fruity oat bars last night for you all, please help yourself. Pass me a bottle.

Keep your chin up, Curly - it ain't over till you hear 'help me Obi Wan Kenobi - you're my only hope'...

bessie over the past week I've had negs from two CBDs and several cheap sticks - so really best to give it a rest and hold hands with zirc (a few knuckle crushing episodes might be required).

A nice Chardonnay, methinks, to accompany the fruity oat bars, cheers zirc

diamond The "upside" of my early-mc was being able to re-set the cycle clock. This is now in total cycle 11 for me - thank the lord for short cycles. I've noticed that those trying for a very long time tend to remove themselves from the bus - it's just too much of a kick in the face when everyone else appears to be so fertile.

ski You are no way going to last until Monday and then just casually purchase a POAS. If you even last until the weekend you will drive yourself into a 2WOOFL frenzy and be admitted to the local psych unit. (I'm just letting you know what to expect so you're not surprised when it happens.)

It's my birthday so champagne all round!!! Now let's see, birthday today, going on holiday on Sunday, sure to ov sometime soon... is it my turn to win a baybee??

Oh, and just for something special since it's my birthday, I tried the 'getting acquainted with what's going on up the lady tunnel' malarkey. (TMI alert) I am pretty sure I figured out what was the cervix and had a good feel. If it's what I think it is, it is not at the end of the lane at all. It is sort of like a side street entrance just off to the side near the end. Is this what they mean by a tilted cervix, or have I totally got the wrong thing here?

Oh, and whoever had scrambled egg-like discharge at the weekend, there is sort of a category for that in the cervical fluid analysis I have been studying. Described as crumbly (photo looks crumbly white and a bit like cottage cheese) or rubbery and gummy (photo looks a bit like gummy glue that has dried into little balls). If it was like either of these it's normal and classed as "sticky".

Can't believe I am writing such delightfully vivid descriptions. It has taken me this long to not be frightened to read this section of the book. It is all feeling a bit strange to suddenly be studying my lady fluid. I know others have read this book before. Please tell me the truth, does this way madness lie?

I was eating an egg mayo sandwich whilst reading Pony's post.

Not any more.

Ponymum No, with a BOD, a birthday and a holiday you'll get an early R2D2 - thems the rules! I will resist POAS (I hope) - tbh it will much depend on how symptomy I am come Friday. I am sick of chucking 13 euros a month in a plastic bag to be torn apart by seagulls ((c) donttrythisathome).

That was my discharge - thank you .

It really irks me when I see in thread titles "I've got a cervix - sorry if TMI" FFS!

ski are you to be trusted to buy and po your own s?

RLR Sorry about your sandwich. I did warn ya!

OK, off to ride a pony now.

Cosmo hahah this true, he'll come back to find piss up the walls, piss on the floor and a flooded/dry/broken piss-stick.

Happy Birthday pony I'll accept a glass of champers. Sounds like a good start to the day, rummaging around your lady tunnel.

To be honest I neither know nor care about my cervix. It is what it is and that's the end of it. Maybe ask the boyf to have a poke around though, all in the name of research you understand.

I've eaten a cottage cheese sandwich for lunch, so thanks for that. Yeah, its low fat - I'll be vomming it up soon!!

I'm bored. With work, with SWI etc etc. I think I have the pre-hol blues.

vag you been to Thailand before? Main thing I remember is sex menus being thrust into your face at various Bangkok markets. The things these women seem to be able to do with their lady tunnels are amazing. I may ask for some lessons............

Happy Birthday pony

As for cottage cheese, I was spitting green tea everywhere whilst reading that

The bastard has got me. . Pink spotting. Terrible lady ache. I'm so fucked off with this but I refuse to give up. I'm just in the process of bulk buying POK sticks and will using them in a regimental fashion every day, morning, noon and night, from the moment they arrive. So two fingers up to R2D2.

ski thanks for the advice earlier. I was feeling very low about how long I've been doing this TTC malarkey, but I realise I'm not alone.

wheres longwee shes bringing my baybee home to me, where is she????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PONY

Happy birfday Pony!

hoppy bumfluff, equine mother!

Bappy Hirthday, Pony! Sorry it's late on - please accept this gift of a jar of pickled eggs. I pride myself on my tactful and tasteful choice in pressies...

Oi, facebookers, run and admire my doors!

I know where you live now! (name of council on your bins, hehe!) Like your Dh's powerful hose, hurhur.

I wanna garden and groovy doors to it now (live in first floor apartment)

Cosmosis Your back doors are beautiful - so slim and elegant and in one shot you can also see your pussy.

Ladeeeeez - where has everyone go-ooooone? Where the fuck is longwee with our baybeeeeez? Where the fuck is medee and her long cycle? Did everyone get pregnant and slope off leaving only the very barren people? What about Skatergrrrrl and ginhag?

And Aerie, and Sarah? Nocoffee and Don'ttry left us because they got updiffed, is that right?

Yes, nocoffee and donttry promised they wouldn't leave us but now they're all "Do you like my Kath Boden pram/hugaboo/climbing frame?" and "Will a Laughing Cow triangle give me hysteria"?

It was SarahAbroad - extremesitting is either still on holiday or has left us too.

We had 2 lezzers at one point didn't we?

We had people introduce themselves, get giddy with excitement and in the cold light of day (morning after shame) abandon us.

Then don't forget the lovely cunty/trog has gone and upped sticks and apparently is without internet (in London fgs)!

ahem

I didn't leave