Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

Yep, what we looking at?

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A FUCKING LIIIINE!!!

Aargh.it's so faint and really thin.practically not there.so maybe really isn't there and I am actually insane.

skate don't stress m'love! I reckon we only have viewers on here that are in the same boat as us. And we like those sorts anyhoo. The Daily Maul will not call you for an interview.

What's going on Gin I can pop round if you like?
Which BS are you?

Oh hello rainbow. welcome. I'm just in the middle of a bit of a breakdown

ITS A LINE!!!! GET IN!!!

Bring the Stick to Sainsbury's. I'll meet you in the aisle of random shit (thats my favourite bit)

Seriously though.I am ashamed to admit that despite having been pg twice I'm really not sure if it fucking well is or not!

And I've got friends popping in in a sec with their baby and aaaaaaaargh fuck WHY CAN'T I UNDERSTAND THE STICK????

Gin ? Have you passed out?!

Hey gin - a line is a line!

Pee on ANOTHER stick!

...and breathe!

x posts

Get the girl of the friends to look at the stick...

Fuck.I REALLY want to,extreme but they are turning up soon...where in briz are u anyway?I'm redland (just,bishopton really)

Clifton (just)

Oh it must be a line? surely? Put a pic on your profile page and we can all deliberate.

Rainbow all swearing postively encouraged.

skater it may suggest "GP" to others, but if you make it so that your friend's list on that profile is invisible and also that your avatar is invisible nobody will be any the wiser.

all I've just had an email from iggypiggy, she's having a hard time right now (i.e., is going menkel) so is going to avoid the Palace and fb for a little while, but I do hope she'll be back. She said it wasn't personal except for xxxx and xxxxx!

I'll prob have to show her,but the fella doesn't even know yet( no use getting him to look,if not neon and pulsing and accompanied by a loud chorus of 'ooo ooo she's diffed you know' he won't believe it)

can't piss on anything else,no wee left and no sticks (mani asleep so am trapped in house)

why is it so thin???

Why am I doing tests so early???

(oh that one is because I'm a twat)

Poor thing If your loitering iggy

Ooo get you extreme how posh

Maybe its a very slim baby?

A line is a line is a line is a line ......
Even if you have to squint a bit to see it.

Get a Clear blue digital no confusion. How far is your nearest chemist?

Oh poor igg. hope you passed on some good slaps from us ski

One day m'love we will meet up at the Primrose for a catch up and some breastfeeding. Then I will invite you back to mine for more coffee. Then you will realise how posh I really aren't!!!

Don't be embarrassed extreme.

Being posh is nothing to be ashamed of, you know

Further than social services would view as a safe distance to wander off while my boy is asleep upstairs!

anyway I have no pee left.as testing stupidly early will have to let it brew for bleedin ages...