Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

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We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

I'm so excited that more of you will get to experience the joy that is dildocam!

VAG Have you ever been sterilised? Are you using condoms?

VAG Are you having sex with each other?

Will she dildocam me tomorrow? - argh! - had not mentally prepared self for that level of invasion.

Surely sex with each other is optional - any sex is fine, isn't it? I think I'd remember being sterilised though. I did get clymidia (sp?) once in my wild youth.

VAG At least you've been warned about dildocam - I had no idea - I thought they might do an echogram - but I was NOT expecting a dildo.

I'm just seeing my GP - surely the NHS doesn't leave dildocams around all over the place [hopeful emoticon]

Oh you should escape then - maybe she'll just patronise you about your age instead?

Course I may be clearly mental preg already...heh.

argh - just worked out that I'm only on my 6th cycle since coming off the Pill on 31 Dec. That is rubbish.

I hadn't actually thought along the lines of putting the boyf through a bit of indignity first. Like it. I've told him the good news about my normal tests - he wants a second opinion!! - & he has now decided he's a jaffa. Is he likely to get his balls man(lady) handled at this evenings appointment? That may cheer him up.

I made it to day 36 a few months back & the boyf & I had thoroughly convinced ourselves I was pregnant. It was a strange feeling - terrified & delighted at the same time. POAS - neg - then RTOD the next day. I can't explain the disappointment. So no, I'm going to do it the old-fashioned way & wait until RTOD is un-fashionably late.

vag if tomorrow is your first appointment & you follow suit with me, GP did ask about lifestyle & the boyf's lifestyle, then gave me a form & said to book in for 1 set of blood tests about 7 days before period due. She also referred me to fertility clinic (yikes) which appointment is next month. I asked her what to expect there - seems like first appointment will be more "right hole" type questions. So dildocam still seems quite a way off (thanks be to God).

Camel*! Welcome back!

"I finally felt longing for a baby! - yay me!"

Good work, VAG! (And hope your appointment goes well tomorrow. Wear the moustache to confuse the doctor.) I keep dreaming about babies, hello, not so subtle unconscious

Curly , FB is banned at work but will friend you tonight! And glad to hear your buttery bits are working Laurie.

Top marks for use of Teardrop in weddings, dudes.

Yeah, dildo cam not on first appointment, do not fret!

Phew!

You know, I think TSF would be relieved if my bits weren't working - he's terrified his bits won't pass the test. Not sure what we'll do if we find out we can't - still no progress on the Plan B front.

Ok hands up who dreamed about a baby last night? - Skater & VAG so far. (Mine was a lttle boy, no name decided on but I seemed to want to call him Thomas. He had big brown eyes and appeared to be already about 4 mths old.... )

I can't keep up!

But so far:

1. Cheggs WOOHHOOOO!!!!
2. Welcome Newbies!
3. RTOD makes me think of this www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews33/a%20teh%20shining%20two%20disc/the%20shining%20PDVD_004.jpg
4. Teardrops is beautiful but makes me think of the saddest time in my life. The video properly fucked me up
5. I would like one baby please longwee
6. Methinks you may be referencing me with your baby name choices Scorp
7. LMAO at Dog haired skiskin
8. Have you friended me on FB Curly. I, like Skate was a raver in the nineties - so I struggle to work RL names against Palace names.

Must apologise for using FYI a few pages back. Have been dwelling on it since. I hate FYI's and BTW's ...however...

BTW Skate haven't checked so may be being neurotic, (if so forgive me), but is your FB page blocked to all except the palace dwellers. Just had a sick feeling that the Daily Maul bots might be tracking us, find our real names through the friends list and may show up on our doorsteps for pictures and interviews!!! As an aside, did I mention that you are Toowit Towooo!

Paranoid, moi? Now... who's up for an afternoon shmoke?

extremesitting jailbait had a dream about that - The Shining - the lift doors open and I've got one foot up on the handrail...

Having a real baby is a bit too real right? I was thinking about my colleague last night who went on maternity leave on friday and had the baby yesterday. I mean it's great and all - but she now has a real, live person for whom she is responsible and must not accidentally kill!

I already inhaled at lunchtime Some yoofs in front of me were having a smoke in the city centre. In the banking district of all places

Right. I have been away for too long. I will now bore you with my life...

Since I last typed one handed with a fag in the other...

1. Have gone to view one baby.
2. Have missed the announcement of birth of another baby
3. Have not had a breakdown at the announcement or the viewing of said babies, despite the fact that I am now, bar my world dominating career sister and my handsome gay friend, the only person left in my immediate RL without children.
4. Have removed my dressing gown for interviews (fear not, I replaced it with actual clothing)
5. Have remembered to wear knickers for an entire week now.
6. Have hostessed with the mostest
7. Have visited the out inlaws and actually enjoyed it
8. May have found someone to employ me that I actually want to work with
9. Have fixed my mobile phone (broken for about 6 months)

I have also mini stalked you lot on here, but with house guests I grew increasingly nervous that they may spot our safe haven. I have fully stalked on facecrack and am awaiting further friends to stalk. Have not SWI this month and it has done my head the world of good.

Final Note: FF dropped his SIAC off yesterday. They didn't even interview him, never mind play with his man sacks! FFS - we waited three months for him to drop of a pot!!! I am livid, speshly as, insult to injury, they timed said spunking for my fertile window. We weren't even permitted to "deposit early" as he wasn't allowed to be excited for three days prior. The Gods hate me!

Have made up for aggression and lost time by practically breaking his gear stick last night. That'll teach him!

Because this is Holland we got a memo a few years back asking us to "try and refrain from using drugs" outside the entrance of the building - if we had to do it - we ought to take ourselves down to the carpark. Which seems reasonable.

extremesitting Is "gearstick" a euphemism?

If I didn't live in the UK I would SO live in Holland. I love the dutch. In a previous life I worked with power hungry bastards from around the globe. The only ones that were remotely nice were the dutch. Weirdly, the portuguese were the biggest bastards. I find this a huge surprise as I usually love hairy portuguese types.

Actually, a lot of the Australian men were bastards too.

Ski yes it is

Ooh extreme good on you for number 7! Re no 4, were the pants you remembered to wear judgypants? I do hope so.

Oh yes. I don't go anywhere without my judgypants!

Actually attempted to watch 5 seconds of that underage and pregnant thing with v/o by Natalie Cassidy last night. Actually went puce with rage. One 11 yr old said that she hated her 13 yr old cousin for getting pregnant before her as she had been trying to get knocked up longer. She was gutted 'cause the other one got a council flat and a baby. I stopped watching before I broke the telly.

*potentially not actual ages, but I swear they weren't much more than that. I was surprised they had started their periods.

extreme I've lost track of who I've tried to befriend, so sending messages to those with pending requests and one who doesn't even have the option to make friend requests

Now regret dipping into FB becasue I was confronted with three friends' cute baby pics, all added this afternoon. Arse [evny]

or rather