Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

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We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

^By SkaterGrrrrl on Sun 23-Aug-09 22:49:38
Glasgow, eh? Have you been to the Sub Club on Jamaica street? Good fun apparently.^

A belated answer, but yes, it was an old haunt of mine, haven;t been for years though. It was ace, and I am sure still is.

eurgh, cunt butter is horrible, reminds me of "duck butter" from that Michael Jackson documentary a couple of years ago.

How DARE you, Ski? I've never been so offe... yeah, you're right Even more so since about 30 mins ago I'm with Medee - 'cunt butter' is vile. But a great description.

Always makes me laugh when men don't realise just how crude and upfront we laydeez are/can be.

eeeewww - didn't know about duck butter, so googled it. That's just wrong!

Shagging with intent - of course
Lots of that here this week

My SFF knows exactly how crude I can be - but he does tend to be worse and more blunt with it in highly inappropriate situations!

mr gin has looked up 'duck butter' beyond the michael Jackson reference.

It has made me feel a tad queasy. Apparently in men it's generally a 'combination of sweat from balls and anus that creates a buttery film' eg 'he draped his balls on her neck,slathering her in duck butter'

urk. Quotes are from urbandictionary.com

well thanks mr gin!

As you can tell I keep him informed of our ladylike chats

Mornin all

My connection is too slow for me to go onto facebook much so will try to catch up with who-the-fuck-is-who. Sadly the picture downloading is the slowest bit so my stalker options are pretty limited...

Given that we're all so darned gaw-jus why are we not being allowed to procreate? Surely the world needs more of our genes? Or is it some conspiracy by da lizard prince mingers?

Yeah, I'm a bit worried the boyfie might enquire as to all my noo FB friends are as I cringe at the idea of admitting to being on a TTC forum, and (horror) him actually reading this. Yikes...

Right, I'm back in the UK for holiday in a couple of weeks - who wants me to bring em back an orphan? Have lots of baggage allowance so should be able to fit in 6 or 7 - start your bids now please......

Oooh lovely longwee - got any twins? I mean they're going to be a bit thin anyway aren't they? You can stuff them in your hand luggage - if no twins, one baby + 1 litre Bombay Sapphire plz.

heh. Ski - I just skim read your post and thought you wanted twins to call Bombay and Sapphire.

2 litres of Bombay Sapphire for me, and 200 Marlboro Menthol (even though I gave up 9 months ago, there's still something very thrilling about the HUGE fag packets that bulk Marlboros come in )

Wow longwee I'm officially very jealous having just stalked looked at your FB pix

Can i have a little cutie with curls to match my own please? No gender preference

Left SFF sleeping sound after a 6am shag call today. What's a girl to do when he's going away for two days so close to prime SWI time!

trog oooh Marlboro Lights Menthol - it's like they put Whiskas in them they're so fecking addictive. 9/10 mid-30s BESH's prefer them. I'm currently "not" smoking - I thought it might deter RTOD but didn't make a difference anyway. Drat.

Bessie oh my god, if you steal my babynames I'll kill you!

longwee put me down for a boy with outrageously long eyelashes and large eyes please. And some gin. Oh and I'm out of perfume as well.

Ski - don't worry, my twins will be called smack and calpol

[faod i do not smack or unneccessarily medicate children]

Longwee I would like twins too, but it might be a squeeze with ski's in there too. Seeing as I don't drink or smoke, I clearly deserve to get twins as I have no other requests for you to pack. A little girl or 6 2 would be nice

Your comment about the lizard prince mingers made me snort water out of my nose over my keyboard (I was drinking - I don't routinely keep liquid in my nose in case of hilarity). Is it wrong that my judgeypants twitch like billy-o when I see mingers with kids and think 'how did you get a shag?'? I'm wearing my judgeypants more or less all the time now; they work even better than Spanx

I'd go for Sapphire and Steele, not Bombay - this would a dedication to all BESHes, referencing a)GINGINGIN and b)being reeeeeeeally old

Off to work in a bit - loads of mums and babies/toddlers come in. Urge to kidnap strong.

Ladies, I have my blood results........DUN DUN DUN.....

Normal. That's good, right? Why does it sound so boring & anti-climatic?

Progesterone level was 54, which apparently means my tired gin-addled ovaries are still managing to squeeze out an egg or 2. Even better, my lovely GP said "Anything over 30 is good". Ladies, I have finally found something over 30 & related to fertility that is good.

YEY ME!!!!

The boyf has his appointment tonight. God knows if GP is just going to tell him to wear tight pants or whether he'll need to spunk in a jar. He finds the idea of spunk in a jar & dildocam hilarious. I'm sure Junior will love the romance of his / her conception!

I'm also on day 30 & still no RTOD. No, I'm not going to test & tempt fate. Going to enjoy / panic of the "maybe" status a little longer.

Anyway, off for a cuppa & some Jeremy Kyle. Dontcha just love days off work?

Ace news laurie.

Seeing as we will soon need another new thread title (because clearly we are all such career obsessed BESHes we spend all our time gassing on here instead of working!), I think we should have "Anything over 30 is good" .

Excellent news laurie and Here, here cosmo

YAY Laurie! But please, for our sanity at least... POAS! POAS!

oh my god, it just came to me what poas is.

Yes Laurie do it, do it.

Yay Laurie. Are you refusing to POAS until the fella has been through at least some indignity at the hands of the health system? I'm with ya there sista - let him get to worry about the functioning of his delicate parts and have is balls manhandled and his lifestyle judged first!

When i see poas now i can't help mentally doing the jd face at myself

laurie go on, do it, we won't tell.

Congrats for being "normal" Laurie!

OMG - some of us are pregnant and laurie is normal - it just keeps getting better!

A word of warning for the newbies: beware the ritual humiliation at the fertility clinic. jailbait had his balls touched up by the nice lady doctor - she then asked him to pull back his foreskin... ta-daar dog hair!

I've got my appt first thing tomorrow to find out if I might be "normal" too - should I expect to be sent away for two lots of blood tests? I'm also expecting the right-hole talk, the drinking lecture and the that's-not-enough-shagging chorus. What have I missed?