Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

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We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

I just choked trying to tell OH about Euro Jizzney! He, funnily enough, did not find the prospect of euromanfat quite as funny. Methinks he is still traumatised by the SIC experience. That or he's decided he's a jaffa.

Hiya MAF - I wondered where you had got to! Assumed you had written us off as a bunch of nutters. Glad to her you have just been lurking in the shadows!

Where in the heck is dontry ?

and nocoffee if fact where is everyone?

Aren't don't try and no coffee updiffed? P'raps they no longer need our BESHmania...

I predict DildoCam will be one of our top rides at Euro Jizzney! There'll be a lifesize cardboard cut-out of Cosmo giving it 2 thumbs up

The sad thing is, if I tell TYF about Euro Jizzney, he'll just screw his mouth up and give me a look that says 'teehee... but there's no need for that' - as well-documented here, his parents are so uptight that he used to get told off for saying 'I need a weewee' when he was little, so he doesn't like crude jokes, etc. So why he goes out with me, I don't know

My mum, on the other hand, will ring me up for the sole purpose of discussing her bowel movements. I don't know which approach is worse.

No more pink stuff. Will continue to tell self it's implantation proof.. lalala... can't hear you...

work colleagues now staring at the curly wierdo in the corner who just cackled loudly/spat tea across desk at the prospect of EuroJizzney.
Will there be self-service catering?

Now doomed to spend rest of day coming up with crude names for DisJizzney characters - Donald Fuck being the obvious one

Bursting to tell you all about my Dr appt this am but cursing open-plan office and apparent ants-in-pants of colleagues so I?ve resorted to typing this in Word and cutting and pasting in a flying visit to the Palace. Just remind me to delete it off the document I?m typing this at the end of?..

I think I have a crush on my Dr ? she was so kind yet no-nonsense and clinical. I didn?t get asked about the right hole or frequency of GOF-ing. She said was I doing it around ov and didn?t mind when I said I thought so but wasn?t sure when that was due to fluctuating periods. Basically she?s sending me for CD5 and CD 21 blood tests and also testing me for PCOS ? she asked about hair gain on chin and acne following coming off pill but seemed to know the answer from looking at me (depressing. Must shave). I?m having regular tests for thyroid disorders anyway as I have a history of them, but she added one of those too for good measure. She even sent me away with a special pot for TSF to Euro-Jizz into (Scorpy you?re on top form today!) She leapt into action due to my impending BoD but in a really nice let?s-get-this-sorted way. I think I love her.

Yoohoo and congrats to MAF (welcome back!) and howdy to Lyra - chin chin!

To answer Scorps, I thought I?d try for 6 mths then go to Dr to check ov?ing at all, not especially for any other reason. Reading the MN forums also made me wonder about PCOS. I started putting off going because it would be like admitting to actively wanting to get diffed ? but I appear to have crossed that particular Rubicon. Keep us posted on the pink pant front! That?s a clear symptom more than me ? ever! I?m on day 33 but nothing that I can?t put down to PMT or giant burger and chips last night (honestly I do eat other things?).

Sorry ? that was long and mememe a bit. Apols.

Hi there!

Is there room for another proper lezza on this thread? I've been lurking a while, but now I reckon I'll join in to see if some of your wit rubs off on me.....

We've been doing the whole turkey-basting thing for 8 months now, but I'm wondering if the Eurojizz might be a better idea. Hmm.

..Or maybe one of you lot could rent out your fella to us. We can pay you with boxes of herbal tea or even a home-made vegetarian lasagne. Yum!

Do we qualify for mid-30s if I'm 30 and the mrs is 38? She'll be carrying the child, by the way. If she ever gets preggers, that is.

Anyway, wish us luck - we're now on the 2ww.

OW, my head!

PS Hello Rainbow!

hello rainbow and makingafamily (big congrats on the updiff).

Rainbow - your stereotype herbal tea made me snigger. Do you also wear sensible shoes?

Scorp - I love your euro jizzney idea

Hello and welcome Rainbow !!!

Rainbow It is tradition that new members must answer the following questions before being allowed full membership at the palace:

Predominant colour of walls:
Number of Cats:
Secret Straight Crush:
Embarassing Lezza crush:
Favourite alcoholic beverage:
Smoker:

That should do for now

Have officially Entered Lunacy. Have just found myself reading the thread about maternity clothes with deep concentration for the last 10 mins. Stupid cow. Where's that blue cheese?

ps Greetings RainbowBESH - did you bring any gin?

Argh - doing it again! - finished typing and went back the the maternitywear thread!

Off for a sarnie.

Bessie - our shoes are very sensible. There's not a pointy toe or high heel in sight. When shopping, we can be heard saying 'oooh don't they look sooo comfortable !'

Extreme - here goes:

Predominant colour of walls: I think it's called 'Elephant's Breath'. Its just a posh word for magnolia. I really should have saved my money on that one...

Number of Cats: None, but only because wifey is allergic. Our substitute cat is a little dog called Barry.

Secret Straight Crush: This week its Matthew St Patrick (anyone remember Six Feet Under?). I'm going through a bit of a man phase, though, so it changes quite often

Embarassing Lezza crush: kd Lang. I just can't help it. I know its so stereotypical, but what can I do?

Favourite alcoholic beverage: Guinness, but give me more than one and I'm under the table!

< Cheap date

Smoker: I gave up in my twenties, but still get the odd craving.....

How did I do? Is there a scary initiation ceremony next or do I get to use the secret handshake?

definitely scary initiation ceremony next.

Are you aware of our banned words list and relevant replacement acronyms?

Afternoon ladies

And thank you all for your lovely welcomes/backs Bloody hell this thread moves quickly

Scorp WOOHOO for the pink stuff and the womb stuff sounds promising too. I had funny pain/niggles in my womb from the day of the iui until i found out ni was updiffed. Very promising and just think only another week to drive yourself insane. I once convinced myself conjunctivitus was a symptom???

Loving Eurojizznee Actually i think there was a company that tried to set up lesbian package holidays with cheap IVF thrown in recently. Will have a google later!!!

WOOHOO Rainbow Another lezza. Fab See there are actually a few of us about but we tend to lurk alot. Good luck with the turkey basting. We wouldve stuck at it for a bit longer but couldnt reach a legal compromise with our donor

Quick summary of Eurojizz answers.

• Wish it had cost us 100 euro's, actually cost us 3500 english. But we've still got some in the freezer
• We bought the eurospunk and got it sent to our fertility clinic and they pumped me with drugs and shot the stuff where it needed to go
• Donor gets no info about us but srpog to be can trace them when they are 18 if they want. Ive got a few friends who used the same bank so we're gonna hire an Easyjet plane in 18 years to fly to Denmark!!! Just hope if srpog does want to trace them they arn't a deranged crack head

Cos Good luck for your friday morning appointment. You get used to being dildocam'd. I had one month where i was dildocam'd every other day for two weeks to check that the drugs were not over stimming my polycystic ovaries. In the end i could have picked my fucking ovaries out of a line up

How's everyone's afternoon going. Im going slowly mad.......

Fucking hell. I've tried getting drunk, I've worn a school uniform, we've put it in the right hole, I've played with my FFJ and nuffink. I'm going to stay off the cock and give that a whirl.

hello rainbow

VAG meant to say sounds like a great appointment. My Doc was lovely and its handy to have all those tests done. The CD5 will test for your FSH and LH

What's up palace people? Welcome back Lyra, how was your break?

Am stressing that my FB profile is outting people. I honestly havent done anything! The way FB works is, if you make friends with someone, it will recommend that new friend to your existing contacts.

Just be aware of that as there is nothing I can do to stop it.

4 hours and counting till cocktail o'clock...

Oh fucking fucking fuck.

I need one of you to come round NOW and look at this.

I'm not sure if I'm just going mad...

What are we looking at ginhog?? You probably are going mad, but you'll fit in here fine like that

Rainbow - You have passed the test!

Loving the elephants breath choice. One can never pay too much for variations on Magnolia... I should know!

Re cats: I don't have any either. Not allergic, they just look at me funny. I heart dogs. Have none but my mother has just purchased puppy number two. Yet to be viewed in person, but I am already in love thanks to mobile picture messaging.

Re KD Lang: I completely get it. I had a crush on her when I was a teenager.

Re: Guinness: Loving your support of irish industry. They need all the help they can get these days I like guinness too, though I find it more of a filling meal. I tend to stick with wine or Gin as it gets me merry in double quick time.

Cos - Am I right in thinking that all mild to strong swearwords are permitted but any technical terms are replaced by acronyms that bear no relation to the word? I think I'm getting the hang of this.....

MAF - shame about your donor. I think we got lucky with ours. He's so laid back and thinks nothing of getting a text late at night asking for the goods!

Skihorse - that really made me laugh Maybe that's where you're going wrong. Get him to put it in a cup for you instead.....