Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

[SmileyT]

Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

24 BFPs in June 🥳

5 BFPs so far in July 🥳
@dipsy77 - 3rd July
@cocoblue22 - July 6th
@smileyT - July 8th
@littleRa - July 10th
@noble89 - July 12th

Testing dates 🤞 🤞 🤞

@catherinettc - July 13th
@clolo - July 15th
@spermatazooma - July 16th
@gadea - July 16th
@hopeful110 - July 17th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@mumof23188 - July 20th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@lara87 - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th
@DKDK123 - July 29th
@notyetamumbuttrying - July 29th
@amy00 - July 31st
@vil10 - August 2nd
@ltay2 - August 4th
@blodyn91 - August 4th
@juno231 - August 4th
@clairey844 - August 5th
@2020mission - August 8th
@franklydear - August 8th

Not added anyone that I don’t have dates for and haven’t added the naughty girls at the back but you know who you are 😉

24 BFPs in June 🥳

5 BFPs so far in July 🥳
@dipsy77 - 3rd July
@cocoblue22 - July 6th
@smileyT - July 8th
@littleRa - July 10th
@noble89 - July 12th

Testing dates 🤞 🤞 🤞

@catherinettc - July 13th
@clolo - July 15th
@spermatazooma - July 16th
@gadea - July 16th
@hopeful110 - July 17th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@mumof23188 - July 20th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@lara87 - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th
@DKDK123 - July 29th
@notyetamumbuttrying - July 29th
@amy00 - July 31st
@vil10 - August 2nd
@ltay2 - August 4th
@blodyn91 - August 4th
@juno231 - August 4th
@clairey844 - August 5th
@2020mission - August 8th
@franklydear - August 8th

Not added anyone that I don’t have dates for and haven’t added the naughty girls at the back but you know who you are 😉

Marking my spot on the bus 👋

Oh my god LOVE it @smileyT & all other contributors to the list! unfortunately banging DH to death hasn't worked so far here, I've always joked if it were down to how much we practised then we would def have a baby by now 🤔🤣

@2020mission I'd end up snapping. God she can't be that naive. Maybe she thinks you would have told her if you were trying. Maybe a wee comment like, it will happen when the times right. Might drop the hint.

@minster2012 I would be gutted also if hy DH lost his ring. Not sure if ur religious but praying to Saint Anthony helps bring back lost items. Worth a try?

@skip86 ah that's lovely. It would give your heart a lift.

So have my ass juice at the ready and opks. When should I start drinking it. (hope I can)
So I wont be testing until maybe aug 11th if I can hold out.
Thank God my sore nipples have relaxed. That were unreal.
So on my walk yesterday I jogged part of it (I'm so unfit) I very over weight and out walking, trying to build up to a jog. So delighted with myself for that.

My postman just landed with my new purchase (pots) 😂😂 ordered last wk as I knew af was on her way lol

Hello it is I @limbolucy on CD65!🤷🏼‍♀️😂

@SmileyT yeah I guess its just a wait and see game for me :) 🤞 if I dont get AF before 14th august il join lucy and her gang at the back of the bus lol x

Morning ladies! Thank you bus driver 😬

I really need to get buying some Oreo chocolate do you think regular Oreos would be a good alternative?🤣

@SmileyT you've outdone yourself this time!! All hail the bus driver queen 🐝 🙌🏾
@Newbie0818 those dog toys from the last bus 😂 I'll never look in a pet shop again the same way now. Not that I go in them much anyway.
So I forgot to pee on my CB opk this morning...will it still work if I just hold for a few hours? I've had a cup of tea already.

Does emergency amazon priming a cocktail shaker and ingredients for my fave cocktail (Brandy Alexander) get me added to this list??? 🤣🤣 Bought staurday night. Arrived Sunday lunch time. Napping by 6pm 😏 test date 24th July I think.

Ooh I liked 25th July 😏

Just checking in, hope everyone is well!

Aww @smileyt what would we do without you! Love it 💕

Ooo @Vea1601 definitely in with that emergency purchase, though you may find yourself keeping that shot glass for emergency peeing into for OPKs though in this bus! A brandy Alexander, sounds like one my hubby would like...tell me more 🤔

@Notyetamumbuttrying is it a CB one and are you early on in the testing, if so then it should still be getting a baseline for you so I would say you are ok?? But not sure. Is it in the FAQ??

@hopeful10 do we have another AF missing but BFN??

@2alreadywamtanother I'm afraid I'm not religious no, but feel free to pray to St Tony on my behalf! Nice pans there, and I started drinking ass fruit juice from CD1/2 I think xx

Just marking my place. Loving the TTC tips!😂

@SmileyT love this!! You've outdone yourself!!
Also I've just realised for the last cycle and this one I've not been grounding my seeds, just sprinkling them on my weetabix😩 when I first started doing it I was putting them in my smoothie and then when I stopped I started thinking why was I doing them in my smoothie, and now I bloody know!! Stupid over here😂

Thanks @SmileyT can't believe we are on bus 12 already 🤣 who knew it would end up like this when we started...
I've no idea what date to put for me as this 32 day cycle may have been randomly short. I'll wait and see when I ovulate!
Feeling much more positive and motivated today! Gives me more time to lose some lbs and can enjoy the Pimm's and sangria at Saturday's party - I realise that sounds contradictory 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Minster2012 it's a CB yeah but not the advanced digital just the standard digital that does 2 days fertile and straight to static. I'm 2nd day of testing and expecting peak today or tomorrow as I'm early ov'er. Will give the pack a read in a bit. How you doing today then?
@Vea1601 yes defo! You're in 😏
@LittleRa yes thanks, hope you are too!

Omg love this!! Going to try SMEP. Day 8 is Friday so can’t wait to get jiggy with it hahaha

Good luck @AKcheer we're towards the end of smep this month now. I hope you enjoy sex. A lot. Ha. We've done it 3 days in a row now (did it on Friday, then peak on Saturday!!!) and today is meant to be the 4th but seriously considering sacking it off ha. I just cannot be in the mood. Half tempted to just ask him to do it in a cup and I'll use the syringe from the preseed to whack it in 😏

Hi everyone, thank you for the new bus @SmileyT made me laugh 😂

So looks like I’m out! Approx 5 days from AF. Thought I saw a hint of something on an IC so did a FRER and nothing 😩😭

@SmileyT thanks for the shout out to the girls at the back. I won't lie its a bit depressing not even having a date on the list but the mention reminded me what supportive bunch of girls you are 😀

@lucyrp did the doctor just say keep testing and wait for af? Did she not say callback if it gets to a certain cd? I'm into the 40s now and no signs of af being on her way so I've decided to give it another week and if nothing I'm going to contact the doctor and see can she give me something to bring on my period. I think seen as we are ttc thats reasonable , not to let it go on indefinitely. Getting to cd40 yesterday is annoying enough I can't imagine how frustrated you are getting to 50, 60, 65 😡

@mumof23188 think I can see a squinter on top 1. Could be my eyes playing tricks. I'd wait and retest in 2 days. Fingers crossed for u.

@minster2012 I'll try it today so 🙈🤢 fingers crossed. 1 glass a day. See how I do.

Can I have a seat??

AF due next week and heading into cycle 4 - can someone give me tips on how to get DH in the mood more without shouting in his face that I'm ovulating and making it very unsexy.

I've pumped him full of vitamins this week to hopefully increase his energy levels. The horny bastard couldn't get off me when we had our first two and now he's "too tired" half the time.

Also are there any recommendations for decent OPKs that won't cost me the earth?

I love the list, thanks @SmileyT !!

I had no idea about the grapefruit juice Could anyone please tell me a bit more about it?