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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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SmileyT · 13/07/2020 08:21

Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

  1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾
  1. Relaxing & lots of patience
  1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)
  1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦
  1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up
  1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

  1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

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Mococo1 · 21/07/2020 13:49

@lucyrp my prediction is true yay AF should be in full flow tomorrow 👍🏽😬 never thought I'd be so happy in a ttc group about someone getting their period loool

notyetamumbuttrying · 21/07/2020 13:50

@SmileyT oh I see. So a bit full on then! I can see why you wanna wait as long as possible then. At least she loves babies tho, so that's good!
@lucyrp yay to potential period. It was shy and just wanted to see the nurse 😂
@Minster2012 you are strict aren't you, enforcing the bus rules 😝. You're cast as bus inspector, going up and down the stairs checking everyone's behaving. Haha I'm in an odd mood today, I feel a bit cray. Hope it's a good sign 😬 hope you're good today?

LaceyMermaid · 21/07/2020 14:03

@Minster2012 just reading the articles you posted for me, are you the crazy looking pineapple lady walking around with a pineapple headdress DTD in your pineapple socks?!

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Juno231 · 21/07/2020 14:03

@blodyn91 if my EWCM is anything to go by we could be in sync again!!

@vil10 ah I misunderstood - had missed the bit where you took one this morning! Yay for egg popping 🎉

@lucyrp THE FLOOD GATES ARE OPEN

Juno231 · 21/07/2020 14:06

Lol @SmileyT I def chomped on pineapple core past implantation last TWW - completely missed that I wasnt supposed to!

blodyn91 · 21/07/2020 14:11

@Juno231 EWCM is non existent here 😩 maybe im just not checking properly? 🙈 I get wet and excited when dtd, but nothing much till then really 😬 *should have bought ass juice and EPO

Juno231 · 21/07/2020 14:15

@blodyn91 ha well I've run out of ass juice now but am still taking EPO and omega 3. Had to really dig deep for this ewcm, don't get me wrong 😅. The last two cycles it's pretty much fallen out of me lol. Such a lady.

blodyn91 · 21/07/2020 14:48

Aaa just got a high OPK 40%, so peak incoming. Hopefully DTD today, tomorrow and Thursday will cover it as missed the last two days. This is femometr tip

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blodyn91 · 21/07/2020 14:48

@Juno231 Yeah I definitely don't go very deep 😂

SmileyT · 21/07/2020 14:50

13 lucky for some? No...cos our bodies are f**k boys 🤪 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/3974017-13-lucky-for-some-no-cos-our-bodies-are-f-k-boys

Just going into a meeting so posting this for when this thread is full - I will stop bossing this thread around at some point but that day is not today 🤣

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Vil10 · 21/07/2020 15:00

@blodyn91 mine was also 30! Hopefully you'll get your high and peak in the next few days then!! Hahaha he definitely can't have anymore days off!!

Vil10 · 21/07/2020 15:01

@blodyn91 just seen you've got your high!!! Woooo to lots of shagging🍆

Katao · 21/07/2020 15:10

@lucyrp woohoo hope that's af on her merry way and then by the the timeshe is done you will have your test results too 😃

Franklydear · 21/07/2020 15:29

@SmileyT that's blasphemy, you belong to us

blodyn91 · 21/07/2020 15:40

@Vil10 jumped on OH when he come from from work, daylight sex on the spare bed, thats a first! Now listening in on a conference about women in agriculture with my legs up 😂 thank god my camera doesn't need to be on

garagesale · 21/07/2020 16:58

Hi everyone!

Dipping in again - sorry I've been quiet (I can see there is a heck of a lot to catch up on).

How is everyone?

notyetamumbuttrying · 21/07/2020 17:24

@garagesale we're on another bus now 🤪 see @SmileyT's post below. Come say hey over there 😊

garagesale · 21/07/2020 17:25

@notyetamumbuttrying ooooooooh I'm an idiot!Grin. Thank you for keeping me up to date - speak to you on the new one!

TTCBaby1 · 21/07/2020 17:56

Hope you don’t mind me tagging onto this convo... me and my husband married last summer and are on 2nd month of TTC for our first baby! I had my implant removed early June and my cycle was only 25 days. On cycle day 14, AF due on 5th August 🙏🏻

Franklydear · 21/07/2020 19:37

@TTCBaby1 cd14 for me too, cycle twins, when do you expect af?

Juno231 · 21/07/2020 19:56

@TTCBaby1 come join us on the next bus - link is above!

TTCBaby1 · 21/07/2020 20:18

@Franklydear my cycles have been short since I had implant removed so I should be ovulating now! I’m due AF on 5th August! What about you?

SmileyT · 21/07/2020 20:28

new thread

13 lucky for some? No...cos our bodies are f**k boys 🤪 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/3974017-13-lucky-for-some-no-cos-our-bodies-are-f-k-boys

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Franklydear · 21/07/2020 21:19

@TTCBaby1 mine are even shorter, due the 3rd...

TTCBaby1 · 21/07/2020 21:44

@Franklydear I’ve just came off the implant so hoping it’s my body adjusting and just praying I’ve ovulated! Have u just came off contraception?

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