Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@lucyrp yeah! I think so yeah as that's what I asked my doctor to check for as well as endometriosis, he said they're both very hard to diagnose but he said because my periods are regular and I have them for a normal amount of days and a regular flow that there's a very very low chance that I'd have it, and because my sex hormones were all at a perfect level he said it would be very very strange if I did have it! So hopefully you'll know after your results! I'm sure everything is fine for you too though!!x

@blodyn91 good shout, I didn't even think of that!! But I think that one yesterday was just a very high low for me if that makes sense! I'll attach pics of that one from yesterday compared to highs and peaks I've had previous cycles and I think for me it's a low! But even if I do ovulate today or tomorrow hopefully I've covered it! Isn't it frustrating when they're tired, like how do they need sleep!!😂 when do you usually get your highs?x

@Catherinettc so glad you're feeling slightly better and stopped bleeding!x

@Vil10 I'm hoping I don't have it of course but suddenly realising thag a spotty back, getting spots on my chest and face suddenly all inline with a very long cycle and lower belly fat I can't get rid of it may all add up to PCOS 😬 doctor google says I have it of course 😂

@blodyn91 sorry I forgot to actually attach the pics😂 so the first full length pic is the one from yesterday and the other 2 are highs and peaks from last cycle! So I think yesterday was just a very high low for me! Hope my afternoon opk today is a good one!

@lucyrp doctor google is Satan!! We all know we shouldn't look but we do and torture ourselves anyway! Your long cycle and spots could just be hormones from your CP, I've been getting spots on my chin ever since coming off the pill so I'm guessing it's just hormonal changes, it could be the same for you! If you do have it though then at least then you know and you can start looking at things which can help, and you're not in the dark wondering about your cycles anymore!x

@blodyn91 sorry I forgot to actually attach the pics😂 so the first full length pic is the one from yesterday and the other 2 are highs and peaks from last cycle! So I think yesterday was just a very high low for me! Hope my afternoon opk today is a good one!

@lucyrp doctor google is Satan!! We all know we shouldn't look but we do and torture ourselves anyway! Your long cycle and spots could just be hormones from your CP, I've been getting spots on my chin ever since coming off the pill so I'm guessing it's just hormonal changes, it could be the same for you! If you do have it though then at least then you know and you can start looking at things which can help, and you're not in the dark wondering about your cycles anymore!x

Yeah I have no idea where I am in my cycle so I'm definitely at the back with the cool kids 😂
I think my tests went from positive to faint positive to BFN which was helpful..... this mornings kinda looks like the dye got stuck (no idea on technical term for that)
Good luck to all the ladies testing today, hopefully one of us will get a BFP 🤞

OMG everyone. TMI but just changed my underwear to suck my tummy in a bit more and I had white ones on before and there's quite a bit of reddy browny stuff in my knickers! I'm going out for the day and because I wear thongs I can't wear a pad so I've had to Chuck a tampon in just incase 😬😬 hoping that will be okay and hoping I get my period!

@Catherinettc omg the waiting! I feel like all of TTC is just a huge waiting game. First for FW then ovulation then the TWW and then for AF to start. Gah! Glad your AF is done and dusted at least!

@vil10 with a high opk like that yday I wouldn't be surprised if you've already peaked since then!

Def had some ewcm today - just not very much of it. Hopefully that means ovulation in the next few days so I'd better convince OH to put out today 😅

@lucyrp hopefully you will get some answers to what's actually going on.
@vil10 good strong lines there, but your well covered with DTD lol.
Think I'll opk this afternoon, my normal cycle my ov day is 25th but later now because af arrived later than normal. So will see if I can pin point it. Checking temp daily and watching RHR to see if I can see a pattern. Dh wanted to DTD last night but I'm holding out so we can DTD daily in fw. Thought we had last month covered but obviously not 🙈 after what we thought was ov day and a few days after but then missed 2 days and this is possibly where I ovulated hence af been late. (Hope that makes sense) I'm rambling now

@Juno231 just done another opk now and it's saying my one from earlier is peak! Still not convinced though as they aren't as dark as usual and I've only started with a bit of ewcm just now, I'll test again at 3 then tomorrow and see what the crack is!

@2alreadywantanother hopefully!! What's the link with rhr?? I've never known about this but might start looking on my Fitbit! It definitely makes sense and don't worry you're not rambling! It only takes once as well so I'm sure you'll have it covered!

@vil10 when was yesterday's opk taken? Carry on testing but you could easily have peaked late last night and just missed it testing wise, that's happened to me before.

Just walked past three ladies with little babies in slings in the park and I'm so jealous lol. Apart from anything I can't wait to not work for 9 months or whatever 😅

@lucyrp hopefully that is the start of af and back on the horse

@Juno231 17:40 last night, then took one at 9:45 this morning then 12:20 today! And it's saying the 9:45 one is peak!

@juno231 I just had 4 months off work and having one more, with a 10yo not a newborn, it's not all is cracked up to be... I thought I would love it... Still I'll take it, surprisingly I missed my office, only since I visited, well, only some people... and the time alone on the commute to listen to music

@vil10 It was mentioned on here b4, it speaks around ovulation and again before dropping when af due. For some it stays high and they get bfp. I'll see can I tag u on it

@lucyrp I've never been more excited for someone to have blood in their knickers 😂😂😂 hopefully this is your period on its way at last and you can get going again!! 🤞🏼

@vil10 it peaks not speaks lol but that would be helpful 😂😂 tagged u in it.

@Juno231 I scrolled all the way through just looking for your chart, definitely MIA 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying I love my mother but she is a lot and loves grandchildren, when me and my ex broke up she said couldn't you have at least got a baby out of him first 😡he broke up with me and I was devastated at this point 😂

@Ltay2 think you are supposed to stop the pineapple after 5 days as the bramiline (can't be bothered to google but whatever that thing in 🍍 is) can affect implantation or something 🤔

@lucyrp is your period here? Has this happened? If so that's amazing as this is the only red you've seen in a month or so isn't it? X

@Vil10 if premom sees a drop in LH it'll take the one before as peak but if you get another stronger one afterwards it'll move it so just keep testing 👌🏾

I know u dont opk in morning but is there a better time of day to test.

@2alreadywantanother hahaha I knew what you meant!!

@SmileyT that's my plan, just going to keep testing these next few days!

If I get my BFP this cycle my baby will be coming to Marbella😂 no drinking for me but suppose it'll make it cheaper for me and I'll still have a good time!

More changes this cycle... After my first proper period, cd 14, my cm has changed, is gone to creamy, literally like face cream off the pot, but off white instead, I am so excited, what does it mean? I've no idea if I ovulated, no cramps and no tracking, but usually ov cd12-13

@Minster2012
You're telling me, it's making me feel really nervous 😬
How are things with you?

Wow missing one day makes it such a long read i cant remember who has said what but @lucyrp i do hope that this is the start of your period for you and that you get some answers from your results next week. @smileyT you have a lot more restrait than me, i would love to think i wouldnt tell my parents until i was 3 months gone but doing so would probably see me off ha. @ juno231 i am going to try and attach my pic of my bbt chart in a minute see if it lets me today, i seem to be on a bit of a downward trend so i think im definitely out no... well onto the next month. Its lovely weather here today and nice and warm in the lake district, i hope its nice were you all are x

@Vil10 im expecting to get my high tomorrow and peak late tomorrow or thursday, that is if it follows last cycle, cycle before was 30 days so could be thurs/fri. So OH has had two days off now ...no more allowed till Sunday 😂

@SmileyT That makes sense as to why it's from 1-5DPO usually 🤔 maybe I'll just have it today tomorrow and Thursday instead and hope missing the first 2 days won't hurt 🙈