Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣
- Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾
- Relaxing & lots of patience
- Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)
- Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦
- Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up
- Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.
7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks
- It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩
9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex
10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs
11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.
And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN