Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

Me on this bus

@notyetamumbuttrying does this mean we are going to be TWW buddies??? I haven't shown OH mine but I did message him the following... "Test stick thingy gave me a 😁 today, so we are banging tonight! Hubba hubba, let's make a bubba!!"

@Skip86 we've already planned fajitas for dinner tonight, so hopefully they'll have the same effect 🙊

@Minster2012 yeah I think I go through phases....but really quick phases 😂 1 hr of 'im going to be chill' next thing im on amazon and spending £50 on supplement that probably all a money making ploy. I did want to try DHA last time. Ive got no ass juice....yet

@mumof23188 I see squinters on both? Am I being crazy? Test tomorrow xx

@zippityzip I usually just parade around wearing sexy undies and drop things occasionally 😂

Hey ladies 👋 glad you like the new bus ☺️

@2alreadywantanother get on that ass fruit juice ASAP, no harm in getting it in there 👌🏾 good on you for the job, I've tried couch to 5k so many times but I just ended up walking the whole time 🙈

@Hopeful110 definitely test at 12dpo and see where you're at x

@Mococo1 I think Oreos will work aswell 🙌🏾

@notyetamumbuttrying yay to static, rolling into your TWW and I've got a good feeling for you this month ❤️

@Vil10 haha this list was worth it then to remind everyone of these key ttc 'facts' x

@Katao I would never leave a man behind as the army say!! X

Welcome @zippityzip lots of space on our bus... will you test next week? Haha I just left it up to my DP to initiate as it was getting too stressful me constantly demanding! Also I used femometer opks, £10 for 50 I think x

Welcome @Eloise27 I had a MC at nearly 8w in March and I don't think the fear goes away but if you want it you just have to push past it but also let yourself grieve x

Welcome @Tofu35 👋

Another static for you aswell @LV1987 patience is a virtue and you will be rewarded. That message to your OH just cracked me up x

@Skip86 you are definitely not just holding on, although this out really bloody amused me...I did think about adding your name onto the BFP list then got worried that other June BFPs would get mad (yes my brain works in strange ways and I spend too long thinking about this stuff 😂) I was actually thinking on my way to work what happens during the week for you? Feel like I hear the weekend stories but do you spend the weekdays making your erotic films? 🤔 x

I'm very naughty and been replying while on a phone meeting 😴 so back to work now for me 😘😘

@Skip86 that did make me laugh 😂😂😂 I think we are all happy to keep you. This has become a lovely mix of girls at all different stages
Virtual hugs to you @lucyrp

Haha amazing @LV1987! I might have to say that out loud to him 😂 we are indeed gonna be tww buddies! 😬

Ha loving that pic @Skip86 😂

Thanks @SmileyT bloody hope so! Could do with my first ever bfp now!! I need to get bk to work too but really don't want to. Just want to jump hubs tbh 😝 pity he's in the bedroom on work calls!

@smileyt I'd love to be able to jog, but because I'm overweight and suffer with my back I tend to walk too. But I got it for 2.5km this morning and my back was sore but I pushed myself with the walk and got my best pace. So see how u feel later this evening might try and jog part of it.
Fyi I would drive to the shop and its 3mins walk away so any exercise is a big thing for me. And I'm really enjoying it I must say.
Gona try that ass juice. Will let's yius know how u get on 🤢

@Skip86 no I'd have to go to the same doctors surgery but I could speak to a different doctor so that's an option but I just somehow can't be bothered if that makes sense but I also care so much 😭 that picture made me laugh of you 😂

Glad you could make it on the bus @Skip86 sorry it's not up to your usual standards of transport 🚁 but y'know is brits are known for our buses not 'coptors like you high flying Aussies (for newbies our wonderful skip heads off at the weekend for a break from DH & kids to shovel pigeon shit renovate houses & has to provide us with details of snacks of choice which she eats in the most bizarre way and I think she's actually a porn star. She's bringing up the rear of the bus clearly. 🚌appropriate??

@LV1987 loving your message to OH that's brilliant, I'm sure you'll make fajitas work.

So in honour of our new bus here's your good old Barbie and ken going at it in a similar sofa sex fashion...it turns out that if you type into google "Barbie /ken sofa sex position" you get some VERY weird stuff come up including ppl who have stuffed Barbie up themselves. I kid you not.

Well if ppl look at my search history I'm going to the loony bin that's for sure. 🤐😬

@SmileyT Thank you! Probably won't test and just wait for AF - we only managed to DTD the two days before ovulation so I think I'm out this month already. I'm 8DPO and not a hint of a symptom! AF due on 19th.

Just reading up on soy isoflavones for the next cycle 🤞🏻

Hahahaha @Vea1601 I mean I don’t mind it but these days I’m so tired!! So got to make sure we have good time! It’s exciting though! You’ll have to keep us updated!! Haha that’s a good tactic lol

@zippityzip two days before ov is actually quite optimum so you're defo not out!

@Minster2012 ha love that pic of ken and barbie. Anyone see this morning today and that guy who was trying to look like a Ken doll actually realised he wanted to be barbie so started transitioning to become a woman!?

@lucyrp best of luck for speaking to a different docs, you can do it!

@2alreadywantanother well done for pushing yourself! You go girl, you can do it! Enjoy the assjuice, the pink one is better 👌🏾

I'm fighting hard not to test- it will be my first ever test so I think it's definitely got a tonne of novelty factor. I didn't do proper ovulation tracking; just used the Flo app and have no symptoms so I dont actually have any good reason to test other than "the urge". I'm 10 DPO (possibly). Someone tell me to hold off a few days!

@notyetamumbuttrying This is going by the app, I didn't manage to track properly as the one step batch I got online were a total dud. But you've raised my hopes. Oh Christ I'm going to be testing 🤪

Oh man that ass juice is terrible 🤮 do people actually just drink that 😂😂 I'll struggle with that daily but will try my best. Normally anything with bits in it is a no go so it's good to push myself and I struggle with new foods. Think I've a food sensory problem 😂😂
Anything else to try?

@Skip86 that pic 😂😂😂 and I agree, not holding on!

@Minster2012 oh my! 🙊

Well we need to start DTD, it's been about 2 weeks since we last did but I just CANT BE ARSED.

I'm the same atm @newbie0818
Dh is mad for it, I was away fro night, then we got drunk sat night and af arrived sunday so hes been a torture even with af here 😂 I take it as a well deserved break lol

Hello ladies!!

And my work on the old thread is done it is full!! @lucyrp you will also appreciate my work haha 🤣 x

@SmileyT that intro had me laughing 🤣 just imagining someone sat eating their cigs now hahaha!! X

@Mococo1 the Oreo chocolate is nicer than Oreo biscuits (I'm not a fan of them) you need the chocolate in your life, there's dairy milk Oreo, white chocolate dairy milk Oreo, or bags of Oreo bites.....I've mixed it up and had all three 🤣 x

@skip86 haha at clinging on to the back of the bus! 🤣 x

I may stock up on bananas 😂 and I love potatoes. So fingers crossed

I know some on here follow RHR for ovulation and that. Anyone have a link to the chat or can tell me anything about it. I've started tracking mine and would like some info on it

@zippityzip haha defo don't feel out, I'll say that much. My friend got pregnant dtd two days before ov but everyone's different! I don't wanna send you on a testing frenzy lol 😂 but defo be aware you're still in with a chance!
@LBee2020 hold off! At least until 12dpo so that you're not driving yourself mad with squinters etc.
@Newbie0818 haha you sound like me two days ago 😂 we did it tho, yesterday, day before and we'll be at it again today and tomorrow. Gotta be done, you'll get in the mood when you see the fertile days go by!
@Cocoblue22 yes girl!! Oreo chocolate is the choc of gods 🙌🏾 you'll learn to love it like moi! 😁
@2alreadywantanother yay I love bananas too!
Can you see I'm avoiding working today 🤪

@2alreadywantanother ha ha ha well if you want sensory overload then why not grind some seeds into the ass fruit juice?!! Yum yum

@newbie0818 get on that OH and get banging! If Barbie can do it so can you!

@Zippityzip the ladies are right you def ain't out it's meant to be the swimmers there waiting to snag an egg

@LBee2020 you can hold off TIL 12dpo maybe 🤞🏻🥰😬but we understand the need to POAS

@minster2012 not a hope 😂