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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@Katao yeah she just said that I should be taking regular pregnancy tests because I could become pregnant at any time and other than that nothing. She's said the same thing the last two times I have rang so doubt she will say any different when I ring again. I'm going to try another doctor again at some point but I just feel stupid ringing all the time as they're probably like oh no not her again. I'm also not sure if I want to take anything to bring my period on as that could mess you up even further surely ?? I honestly could cry everytike I think about it. Not becoming pregnant once cycle is bad enough but not even having the chance to try again in a new cycle is worse. I will have missed 3 cycles if I get to day 90😭

@Minster2012 no bfn yet, I'm awaiting AF which could show her face from 17th which will be 10 dpo but we shall see, I'm not feeling too positive and wont know anything definite about my cycles and the pattern I found until AF shows up or I get a bfn :( x

I completely understand. I Should be ovulating now not scratching my head wondering whats going on! Maybe when you ring back tell them you need a plan for the sake of your mental health , that waiting indefinitely is making you anxious. I know what you mean about feeling stupid ringing with the same thing. I went in 3 times in the last couple of months with the same issue and felt like a nuisance but I was right to as the first doctor had misdiagnosed me and in the end a course of antibiotics sorted everything so i was glad i went back and questioned it. I definitely need to look into that tablet that brings on your period though, you are right it could do more harm than good.

@2alreadywantanother I know what you mean because it keeps catching my eye aswell. I’m just thinking I’m out tho. Have so many symptoms but I know that it could very well be pms aswell 😩😩

Hi ladies, can I join please?

Just heading into FW of cycle 2 of TTC#1 following a chemical pregnancy last month. Did anyone else feel terrified to try again after a CP? The whole experience upset me far more than I thought it would and I’m so scared of it happening again!

Signing up

@mumof23188 I won't comment on the test because i swear i would see a line if you put a plain white page in front of me at this stage 🤪 but definitely don't count yourself out this early 😉

@Katao I mean you could be ovulating right now and so could I! But who knows 😭 yeah I normally go to see a mix of different lady doctors so il ask to speak to the other one next time I ring. Short term I actually feel okay about all the waiting but sometimes when I think about it at night it makes me cry a lot. Like TTC is hard but I can't even try! I'm sure they suggest using it when you have PCOS but not sure perhaps one of the ladies in here could be more helpful but I would be concerned about using it

Thank you @Katao I’m not buying anymore FRER because they cost a bomb so will see if AF shows!

I think it’s awful how doctors make you feel like you are wasting their time. Really not fair.

A two page bus! Need to grab my bag and jump on next testing date the 8th August (currently in AF's service).

@Katao 😂😂 love it.

@mumof23188 I know what u mean. The symptoms this month were unreal. Dh was convinced I was 😥

@zippityzip I'm not mentioning ovulating to DH. Dont want him feeling the pressure. So some sexy bending in front of him and that kinda thing generally does it here. Or if I get up to bed b4 him and be kneeling on and of bed naked is always sure to work 😂

@2alreadywantanother I haven't mentioned it so far but then we end up missing my fertile window! Sexy bending and kneeling, I'll give it a go. Have bought new underwear etc which went down well.
When AF will undoubtedly arrive I'll get cracking again 😂

@2alreadywantanother I am the same this month, heartburn, nausea and sickness, I mean I Can’t even brush my teeth without heaving, cramps and constipation! Never ending list! So hard when you have so many that arent usual then AF bloody shows up anyway 😩

@lucyrp ya in a way I think maybe it's my body taking charge and saying not now but then also feel so frustrated by it. We'll get there 😉
@Eloise27 I'm sorry you have had such a rough start to ttc but the positive side is egg met sperm so thats a good sign going forward. Not trying to minimize it at all, just looking at the silver lining.

@mumof23188 I think I can see a squinter in the frer!

@Minster2012 I actually managed to hold my wee for 4 hours, go me! And got my smiley. Back to a cd10 ov day then as it's cd9 today 😬. This is what it was before taking the agnus castus the last two cycles. I wanna lay off that until I've spoken to docs as it's only really for those with hormonal imbalances. I don't know if I have that or not, I just have short cycles with an early ov but a 14 day LP so surely that's still ok. Who knows anymore 🤷🏾‍♀️

new bus 🥳

@zippityzip I used femometer OPK last cycle and they were good, the pack of 20 had ran out so I have bought easy@home ones this time. Can't give em a review yet.
Nice delivery today for me 💊💊

@mumof23188 I can see a squinter on both of those (and I tend to have good line eyes)

The frer looks very similar to how mine looked at 8DPO and I got a clear positive at 10DPO. Be cautiously optimistic but try again in 2 days as I do think I see something there.

Thank you for the new bus @SmileyT! I'm trying to enter this one with more positivity than I left the last with, so....

Two highs, a static CB smiley, raised RHR and a flood of EWCM. Now I just need OH to get home and bend me over the sofa 🤷‍♀️

@LV1987 you're good to go then! Mine's sat next to me and I actually showed him the smiley today. He said when am I needed 😂 I said today and tomorrow please. I've seen no attempts from him yet, guess we'll wait until after work!

@Katao I feel like crying even thinking anout it😫

@Zippityzip welcome!! A few of us use tv program s/ films to get OHs in the mood if they aren't, a lot of us watched the film 365 DNI at a similar point, and also there's Normal ppl which might have a similar effect...I just alternate between things like suggest watching a bit of porn together & jump on him or last month (which is the only month I've got cos my AF is MIA too😫😖) I sent a few suggestive pics (not massively suggestive though they are still pics) to him playing "tit or ass" which was along the line of cock or ball for a bloke & I've even done that from upstairs when he's downstairs just before DS bedtime if you have other children. Or as @2alreadywamtanother says a good ol' ass wiggle in front of him does wonders

@Gadea grapefruit juice= ass fruit juice, good for ewcm. But tastes like ass. I drank Tropicana golden ass fruit juice and actually not that bad. About a 3/4 glass a day from CD1. Sometimes I put in smoothies with the seeds as per another golden rule.

@hopeful10 we won't allow you into the naughty cool kids group them at the back of the bus until AF is totally misbehaving & MIA. It's the rules of the back seat I'm afraid.

@Tofu35 welcome & jump on ready for weirdness support & some random pictures along the way

@blodyn91 so this last month you are on the relaxed approach then yeah??!! 😉😳

@Eloise27 hi! Welcome, there's a few ppl on here who have had CPs snd lots with MCs too so it's a good bunch

Just been back to the cafe for another check to look for DH's ring, just in case, needed to get DS out of the house too. No joy.
Someone asked how I was, meh, same as @katao & @Lucyrp I guess, waiting for AF especially as we get to start IVF when it arrives or at least make the appointments so I feel she's REALLY taking the piss this time FFS

@blodyn91 Thank you will look at the Easy at Home ones now!

Hi girls and 🐝 @SmileyT thanks again bus driver! Hoping I'm ok to hang off the sides for dear life seeing as I don't fall into any of the list categories. See pic.

Ooh @limbolucy I feel for you lovely 😭😭 but as others have said I would be banging down the docs doors by now demanding action! Is it possible to contact a completely different GP office and get a completely alternate opinion??

@LV1987 woohoo for smiley! Sofa bending is an excellent start, but remember the Oreo choc, pizza and pouffe 👌🏼

@Minster2012 just off to Tesco for some ass juice now!