Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

[RPopz]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Well if she is a troll those other posters are playing right into her hands! There's some real nasty pieces of work on mn... I discovered this a few weeks ago when answering an aibu!

Oh sorry too Duck This calls for more cake I think! x

Which AIBU did you wade into? Yeah I really hope the majority of posters are not representative of the normal population behind closed doors. They judge everything!

Well I hope you lot won't lynch me too!

It was one about someone having to take a bag of dog poo out of their recycling bin. Which fair enough, is not nice. I said: perhaps whoever did it didn't realise it was the recycling bin (there's so many different coloured bins now!) and that I sometimes put my poo bags in wheelie bins left out on the street if there's no other bin around. Which is surely preferable to just leaving it on the ground!?

Well fuck me I was lynched by the bloody wheelie bin sterilising brigade!!! How dare you put dirty disgusting smelly dog poo in my (lovely clean shiney?) bin (what the fuck else is in there that's might get spoilt!?) Apparently I'm a "typical selfish lazy dog owner" giving all dog owners a bad name and am single handedly responsibile for the UK waste crisis.... I honestly had to leave because it was just too ridiculous. You really have to feel for people whose lives are so empty they are that precious about their wheelie bin!

hahahahhahahahah Oh my god you got a proper roasting! Wish I had seen it. Who honestly cares about bins? It's not like it's just a wet, steaming pile of shit, it is in a bag. What do they do with nappies etc? Eejits. Don't worry Popz, we've got your back .

Well thank goodness Wil! Some of them were really rude and personal actually. And the way they were so judgemental and so categorically in the right and me in the wrong, regardless of what I said or who else agreed. I just thought you know what, I don't have to put up with this from judgy jumped up strangers!! I think I've been lucky to only talk to nice people on mn prior to that.

Just another message to help fill the Fred. Going to see the new title shortly!!

A bin is a bin is a bin popz, rather that than on the grass. Although I've never understood the unwritten rules on using other people's bins! Is it ok? I just don't have an opinion on it to know! I try not to in case someone chases me down the street! Is there a rule? Is a bin personal property or does it belong to the council?

Nice boring debate to end a Fred! After such interesting jizz conversation too!!

I'm impressed by your DH aim lil, he seems to be the exception! Of he's ever feeling down you can tell him!

RPopz... You. Did. What?!?!

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