Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

[RPopz]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Found you! Took ages!!!

Amaaaazing Fred title!

Name: LaLa (like the telly tubby only less dayglo)
Age: 33
TTC: since July 2013
DCs: only fluffy ones for now

Bring on the effing bfps this is my lucky Fred I can feel it!

Thanks min.
I did 15 tests last time :-(
Drove myself insane with it. It really stressed me out and I wonder if that's why it didn't take
I have got to calm the fk down now and it's not easy

There you are! Just trying to catch up with everyone. I guess we have a new crown to compete for now then - BFPs on the fred rather than SOTM.

Name: DulcetMoans
Age: 28
TTC: 20 cycles in total - currently involved in my first BFP with everything crossed - including my legs!
DCs: None

Just to make it really confusing for you zyla, I would take the test with me. But then, as disappointing as it always is to get a BFN, I wouldn't be down for the rest of the holiday or anything. It depends on you really...

purple I ov around cd18 so you might be later than you think

zyla I would try not to worry and let yourself have a holiday, either way it can wait til you get home

DH is big on me not taking one and trying to enjoy it, I know the second week will be me going "Do you think I'm pg?" all the time lol

Ahh well, yes let's have each Fred getting more and more bfps!

I've accidentally hidden the thread. Anyone know how to unhide it on the app?

I can't hide on the app?? Have to go on the website to do it. So perhaps you have to go on the website to "unhide" too?

Kato I've just finished reading follicle bollicle. That thing sounds horrific!

Oh balls. Let's just hope I can find it when next on the computer.

Aarrrgggh, I'm late:

Name: Before
Age: 34
TTC: #2
Cycle: Still #1, currently 8 days late with 3 BFN to my name

Now going to disappear for another 24 hours to meet hideous work deadline / tend to sickly DS. Hopefully there will still be space on the Fred when AF parks up here andI can start over...

Hellooo new Fred - well done rpopz - sorry missed the last bit of the old one been working like mad - here's hoping for another lucky Fred eh?

Name: lil1ady ( thinking of a nc to lilbitfedupofthisttcshit)
Dc's: none :(
Age: 29 :(:( (dh31)
Ttc: forever (or more specifically 19 months, but in cycle15 as my body gates me)

zyla don't take a test...what happened to a month of relaxing and not worrying about it? you have failed before you've started girl! hooya!

purple if you are normally regular how can you have pcos? I thought the main symptom was being irregular? get the cape out and keep going girl. its the jsing way! I ov cd20-25, I have long and irratic cycles!

I should probably go to bed. loving the shiny new thread

Before when did you last test? I'm thinking of doing another one but don't want to crush my little bit of hope!

Can't decide whether I'm being a mentalist or not.

Lol thanks lil, hooya accepted, month of trying to relax and shutting DH in cabin to JS accepted! :D

Morning viroids!
wil you don't use contraband opks do you? Just wondering if there's any chance you're a late ovulator? I would wait another day then test, particularly if no obvious symptoms just now. fx to you x

Definitely coming down with something - achy head and snotty nose. Everyone else at works had it and everyone comes I'm and sneezes all over me. Boooo

zula I agree - try to relax and give yourself some time off worrying about it. When you off?

Lil I was diagnosed with it 10 years ago, I had scans and all sorts.
I have the acne, excess hair etc.
I had a Mirena til last August which masked it
Since then they have got more and more regular. I have no idea why!
I'm as surprised as the next person :-)
TTC is all new to me and I don't seem to know much about it

morning!!

how are things with you lovely viroids? btw...anyone know where snow/mich is?? haven't seen her for a little while.

have a good day, and get ready for the sunshine. its coming ladies get your bbqs and bikinis ready!!

x

Morning. I am super stressed Had some heavy bleeding first thing so going in for a scan at the hospital... Not having any tummy pain, so that's good apparently, but still freaking out!!!

ness hope everything is ok. Will be thinking of you this morning. Xx

Yes Lala I'm pretty sure I iced late this cycle and am feeling more as if the witch may be on her way now. You are right, I'll put crazy wil back in the box!

Good point, where is Snow??

Hugs Ness

Nessalina, keeping fingers crossed everything is ok. x

And Red? She's gone AWOL too