Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

just got to wait for next appt now rpopz which I think will be with consultant finally and I guess we will find out more then.

tee sounds like maybe you haven't actually finished twitting if the contraband said you iced last tues. hang in there

It gave me icing signals on the Saturday, but then again on the Monday/Choosday. something def happened, I'm guessing (hoping) the egg popped late.... I'm going to POAS Monday I think, and just hope that AF stays the frick away from me. And also because I've not seen DH all week, I would like to pointlessly get my Cape on. :D

lil these things are stressful :(, but very positive that things look ok! Has your dh been in at all before for tests?

Mr La is going to doc this afternoon to jiz in a cup. Weird man, he almost seems to be looking forward to it!

tee perhaps you iced a bit later? That happened to me last month, totally confusing.

I'm not sure about my cycle this month - have no opk to use and temping went down plug hole as I had a temperature at the weekend. So we are flying by the seat of our pants this month! Been JSIng every couple of days, bit knackered frankly!

Lil that was meant to be bunch of flowers! Not sad face. Don't know what went wrong

lala Jiz in a cup.

Yeah, I think it's just some kind of egg and icing delay tactics. I'm not going to start really flapping until Tuesday I think..... just a loooong cycle. DH just rang and asked how my 'Ladyness' was. He seems excited by the non arrival of it, I just don't want to get his hopes up.

thanks lala! no dh hasn't had anything since the 2 SAs. tbh I don't know what else they do to the blokes at this stage!
v odd that ur dh is looking forward to jizzing in a cup!

I'd forgotten I was writing this so I'm going to stop and check what everyone has posted since I started typing!

Glad it seemed to go ok Lil although I expect in some way you just want some answers.

Fx Tee, hope the witch stays away.

Good on Mr Lala, nice that he's being enthusiastic about it!

Hope you're ok Babble. Do you think it would be worth a trip to the doc's about the recurrent water infections?

Ooh could, that sounds a bit gruesome yet fascinating. I think I could look at someone else's insides but not sure about my own.

I'm with you about the twin thing Zyla. This will be my last pg (if successful), so it would be a little bonus to get an extra one. No way it will happen though as don't have twins anywhere in my family.

Mr La went on the wrong day - ha ha ha haaaa! It's tomorrow. Typical! He must be so disappointed.

Hahaha he IS eager!

AF due on sat.

I have bought a preggo test what the fuck am I doing?

The symptoms are:

Trousers v tight (cake or baby, baby or cake?

V grumpy. Have cleaned kitchen. If there is so much as a crumb in there tomorrow I will go utter batshit on Mr Duck.
Sore back for a week, no idea what I did but its proper twingey and I go "ooooff" whenever I get up or sit down.
My left tit was a bit achey but is fine now.

I'm off my bloody rocker aren't I?

Mini hooya duck but also want you to POAS - but not til Saturday!

Hey - this Fred is almost full! Who's doing the next one? red it surely must be you? Or wil?

Ha ha lala. My DH hated jizzing in the cup and he had to do it four times -- the analysis and then all three IVFs. He is a worrier and I think he was afraid to "miss" and waste the product. He practiced at home in the cups that were usually reserved for PIAC. It was JIAC.

Fingers crossed for you duck (you too tee) I won't judge you if you test. How could I? I've taken 3 digis and 8 first responses over one week

Hahahahahah Lala!! Poor Mr La, getting himself all worked up for nothing

Ooh, Wil all yours if you want it! You Brits are all so much cleverer than me, tee hee. I'm sticking around though, at least for awhile :)

Ooh, lil, just scrolled up and saw your HSG post. Glad it went OK. Mine was pretty painful and I am so glad yours wasn't as bad. Also that the results looked clear. One more hurdle jumped

Ha! Poor Mr La! I can just imagine him all crestfallen that he can't JIAC!

Really glad the HSG went well Lil! One more hurdle over. When do you send your DH in for his dose of poking and prodding

HOOYA for Duck though it's always sensible to have a pee stick or two in the house

Jiac! JIAPPC? Who had the plastic pineapple cup again - was it you popz?

My ROC is still shampoo lid. I feel like I should change as it's obviously not lucky!

thanks red and nessa. no idea when -if-- dh gets prided and poked. just gotta wait for next appt. I feel like I'm in limbo!

lala lol at Mr la what a Wally!

red that is hilarious that your dh practised his aim!

I do not need a ROC this month, but mine is still the green plastic cup --not a penis beaker, to my knowledge-

red you should definitely start the next thread. didn't min start one after her bfp and that thread gave us 3bfps? clings to red for good luck

Lol! Wasted jizz is the worst kind! Well, I'm going to waste some money and poas tomorrow and if that gives me bigger all, then I'm swearing off them for a week. Honest.

OK I'm at the ready to start the thread. 80 more messages to go! BFPs for everyone!

Can you include piss by mail in the new title? My disco pants were lucky last time?

Piss by mail. Check.

I feel the word jizz should make an appearance somewhere - if that's possible? It's a special word and a product that contains all manner of possibilities for us JSers! The spurs of our bfps, the magic ingredient to fuel our POAS obsessions! Ha ha!

I think I need more sleep...

Yes it was me with the pineapple cup! Keep meaning to post a picture of it for you all.... haha!

Still laughing at Reds DH practising his JIAC aim...