Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

[RPopz]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

This

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Up!!

min where in Italy are you going? Quite jealous of your trip. I am in dire need of vacation. I can still taste the gelato from the place outside the Vatican. Best. Ever. Mmmmm.....

gah!! AF

most definitely cake and not a baby.

And jsing is definitely out for tonight bugger.

oh well xx

Boo. Sorry duck. Eat more .

I was so hoping you'd close out the thread with a BFP. Who else is on deck? tee?

Yuck, sorry Duck. Sorry she came a day early, but keeps your test for next months BFP

More cake. Stat

Nooooooooo duck! That's pure shite, bloody witch.

On another note I actually just nearly weed in my chair when I read that new Fred title. I think I'll have to make it a rule not to read them at work. Now having to make up stories about what was so funny.

Jizz-report - text from Mr La 'I've got to jizz over myself and then run it to the lab'. So apparently cups are so last year.

Fill

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Ye

Fill it up like a jizz cup

Fred

like this

Fill it up like a jizz cup! Oh my, now I'm laughing like a crazy woman in my office too.

Ew Kato that is RANK!! [grin}

what does he mean he has to jizz all over himself?

Sorry Duck, I too thought you would sneak one on the end . Hope you're ok and that you have .

Ooh Min good ideas and so jealous of your Italian holiday. Bring some sun home please.

I am off to check out this new fred title.

Sterling work Red!

I've no idea - off to meet him in a bit, will find out then!

I am starting to worry about the bad aim of some of your dh's. my dh got every last drop in the pot both times. none on the carpet or the bed. apparently he just can't aim for my ovaries well enough!

Just nipped into the conception board for the first time in ages to find the new fred... how bloody harsh are some people on that "Advice for getting pregnant" thread!?! I know she's young but jeeeez.

Getting pregnant and what I need to know, sorry.

Lol Lil.

Oh my God Rpopz, I've only read the first few but if it's a real person, they are being awful to her. And solely because of her age. Zenry needs to get on it and tell them all to STFU and that it can all work out fine. I would have hated to have a baby at 18 but plenty of people manage fine. And there are nicer ways of saying things.

Although apparently OP has several similar threads running so I suspect she may be a troll. Regardless, a lot of the views still come across as patronising and ageist.

Sorry duck

There are some very harsh replies on that thread. If she's anything like I was at 18, replies like that would be more likely to inspire me to 'show them' than stop and think. Assuming she's real and not a neon haired one.