Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Congratulations wil oooh piccy??

Thank you guys. I think Dulcet, if possible I am going to leave it a week and then do a digi if all is ok by then. There is definitely a line so I know I'm not making it up. So I'd rather just give it a bit of time and if I'm still pg next week I'll maybe phone for appointments etc.

That's a good plan Purple. Hope you can stick to it!

So the stuff I'm supposed to do:
DTD cds: 6, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 16

Symptoms: None to speak off. Slightly sore boobs. And now since finding out - hopefully psychosomatic tummy cramps!

Don't really have much of a ttc story. Started trying for number two in December 13. Got pg in Feb but miscarried at 6 weeks. Hopefully get a stickier little bean this time.

Things I did differently: Smear test on cd 10. I think I'm the third one on here to get pg after having a smear test - book yourselves in ladies!

wil I'm crossing everything for your bfp - how exciting! Xxx

Sorry, I started typing that ages ago so missed the last replies. I'm 5 days late today Before. Got a BFN when 1 day late. They were just cheap ones from Tesco so maybe they just weren't good enough? Fx it's the same situation for you.

I shall attempt a piccy Cookie.

Aaarggghhh Wil!!!! Was it a trusty old Frer? I've got EVERYTHING crossed Told DH? x

Such a nice start to a Fred - a strong heartbeat, a baby boy and a hopeful bfp (I agree that a line is a line is a line)

Hope you rub off on me I'm due on tomorrow and have cramps but they are more painful and localised than my usual af cramps, all in the left hand side. Really sore I'm not going down route of imagining babies, I'm just going to keep positive and wait to see if I'm late. Sore boobs but equally that could be af on way.

I had a better day today - bit of good news for once which was nice, been bit overwhelmed recently but isn't that just life?

No RPopz, some chemist cheapy, don't know what it was called. Please can someone tell me how to unhide a thread as I keep losing this one! Yes DP happy but also nervous so we're just kind of pretending I haven't said anything!

wil that's a beautiful 2nd line! And really not that faint! Congratulations again! !

Wow good news a go go - congratulations wil on the line, and ness and cookie on your scans!

Aww congrats Wil, keeping everything crossed for you

Just went to desktop site so I could see wils line - that is totally a line!!

Do you think Cookie? Thank you. Think I just need to harness some PMA seeing as it worked so well for Nessa this morning. Oh and I figured out how to 'unhide' the thread thankfully!

Yes yes wil definitely think its a line!!

Oh Cookie how thrilling!!! Great news!

And a line for Wil!!! Double thrilling! The smear test did it's work again (surely there's enough evidence for smear = upduffed for us to like publish now or something?!)
And I'm having none of this tentative nonsense - you're four days late with a line on a pee stick that wasn't even with FMU! If that's not a BFP I don't know what is!

They reckoned the bleed was probably due to excess oestrogen that starts getting produced around this time - it makes the cervix very vascular and prone to pop blood vessels! The midwife was lovely, made us feel very reassured

You're right lala, there is some good JSer mojo going round right now!

Wil that is totes a line

I had my smear today.... grabs cape despite having just fallen out with DH

It's definitely a line wil congrats again :)

oh my god wil how amazing!! congratulations a million times over

xxxx

hello snow nice to see you again!

just waiting for red to pop in and the shaggers are all accounted for (I think...)

ooops!

forgot to say great news from nessa and cookie too - keep cooking those babies, you're doing fabulous xxxx

Wil !!!!! Congratulations. I understand why you're being cautious though, keeping everything crossed this ones a sticky

So, what's this I'm hearing - Smear tests make you pregnant? Perhaps they put something on those speculum thingies...

I nearly fell for the POAS temptation today, then i worked out I'm only on about 7DPO. You lot are a bad influence. Viroids, internet cheapies that come in bags of 20 are a blessing and a curse. Great to have lots on hand, but terrible when they start calling to you from the bathroom drawer during twotting time.

That's not faint at all wil! Congrats! Hoping for a sticky one for you this time! (pad wants to autocorrect your name to wild every time!)

Sounds like the timing is right for you then zyla! Get it done!

ahh I can't keep up!

congrats wil! fx for a sticky bean.

cookie that is such lovely news. have you started thinking about names yet?

ness sorry you had another scare. fx that's your last one! glad to hear everything is OK.

I need some of this luck you lot are having. tbh I can't be arsed. cd14 and we've DTD twice, one on cd4 so that doesn't count, so make that once! if you lot don't slow down I really will be here on my own!

I should go shag but instead I am going to sleep!

Whoop this is all rather exciting. Congrats viroids! I'm sure having 'flange wankers' in new Fred title has ushered in all this nice news.

Happy shagging Zyla and any other shaggers - I was planning to get cape on tonight but am still at work and resenting every moment nm, its only cd6

Last day at work before hols! Can't be arsed to go though, meh, I'll try and snooze my way through it, see you later!

Lil I wont be graduating any time soon only did it once this month

Just both so knackered at the moment, and I think there's a bit of fear on my part that it would just look really bad if I got upduffed so soon after starting new job. I know I shouldn't put my life on hold, not getting any younger etc...

I just wish there was a crystal ball which could tell you "Oh yes, you'll be pg next year, don't stress!"