Come one, come all, the Jason Doner-Van is open for business! Don your disco pants, brandish your rim brush and get on it! Its Just Shagging part 24! Can we beat 23's BFP hat trick, flange wankers?!

[RPopz]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 23 is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2063821-Hell-no-Aunt-Flo-You-cant-park-that-red-convertible-here-This-space-is-reserved-Turn-on-tune-in-and-cop-off-Its-Just-Shagging-part-23?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

bear I too managed an elusive 2nd line, cautious here too.

Lol at the parties, and the company name!

Am likely to be absent for a couple of weeks with maybe an occasional pop on here depending on wifi, so while I'm not here good luck to all with the bfps or pgs x

Have a great hol Zyla!

How you feeling today Wil?

Omg... Lala .... POAS! 24 could be as lucky as 23!

Nice to meet you Bear and Chat x

Wow! That's great news Minion and Dulcet!
Gosh, I turn my back for 5 minutes (well, 4 months, but who's counting?) and you all go and get upduffed! Congrats Shaggers! Any word on what happened to Red and her IVF?

Hello Rpopz

Congrats to Wil too! Nice to meet you.

You too Bear, sorry the IVF isn't going as planned, hope the next round is more successful.

We haven't heard from Red for a while - I think she popped in two threads ago if you want to have a read back. Someone can correct me if I'm wrong. Hoping she's just busy and all is ok.

Bye Zyla! Bring us back some tacky souvenirs!

Feeling fine Rpopz. Slightly sore throat if anything - you know that common pregnancy symptom . Feeling positive though.

Sorry Lala, thought I had answered you but it must have been in one of my lost replies. I tested cd 33 and I'm usually 28 days. So I suppose that's really only 4 days late. I think you should POAS .

Hello

bear you came back I was asking about you a little while back, glad to see you reappear :)

bear I have everything crossed for your next cycle! When are you trying again?

Red is mia at the moment I imagine it is something to do with her ivf.

lil we have been discussing names, one name seems to be sticking around which is good. But won't be confirmed till lo is out :)

I am completely craving a country slice!

Also lala poas!

I had a a random sore throat yesterday! Today is a retching day apparently

Whoops 3 way cross post!

POAS - bfn. Dammit.

Added to that the embarrassment of standing having conversation with neighbour forgetting I had hpt box in my hand. Oops

Nooooo! Did they see it?? Maybe its too early still, like it was for Wil. Fx for you anyway missus.

lala silly silly, you must test in the morning with concentrated wee!!

Forgot to say to bear thank you :)

Lala booooo! But at one day late I would have waited until FMU. wags finger Try again in the morning in a couple of days?

Thanks bear. It's been a crazy couple of threads and now we are on a mission to get these ladies impregnated too!

Haha. Cross post cookie but same message!

Sorry Lala but the others are right. Maybe wait until Saturday and do it with FMU? If the witch hasn't arrived of course.

It was this morning but I hid box in glove compartment this makes me sound totally weird but honestly there's a good reason

I think it's too early - cd28 and 11dpo. Will just chill and see what happens over weekend

No idea if he saw but we have such a bizarre relationship anyway (which I can't put on here for fear of outing) that he'd probably just think it was par for the course.

Love the business idea - if it's to be in Scotland wil and kato could we not call it 'smash yer box'?

FMU - full moon unicorn?

Oh Lala Boo. Try again in the morning?

Wil I'd love a BFP right now, but the red witch is still knocking about, hoping she'll bugger off in a day or two!

"Love the business idea - if it's to be in Scotland wil and kato could we not call it 'smash yer box'?"

Hahahhahahahaha.

Ah the pesky witch Chat. Ah well, make the most out of the next few days by drinking litres of wine and fashioning a lucky cape.

I actually don't know what's wrong with me today. Is mania a pg symptom? I am talking utter pish.

I am kind of intrigued by your neighbour story Lala.

Lala - first morning urine but yours is better.

My neighbour story is very famous so will completely out me!!! :)

This is why we need a special secret room!

Omg Lala now I definitely need to know! Haha!

First Morning Urine - finally got it!!!