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Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

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DingDongBelle · 30/12/2012 13:16

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share Brew and Wine with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband Shock Wink

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers Grin

OP posts:
frogchops · 08/01/2013 18:02

I only have Internet cheapies!
Well, I do I have a frer pack of two, but I'm saving them for best, lol. I'll only use them when I've got a bfp even if its feint, in a cheapie.

Kittenkatzen · 08/01/2013 18:14

frog the Internet cheapie a don't seen to like my wee very much - still barely getting even a faint bfp on them despite frer and CBD showing definite BFPs....frer showed up bfp at 12dpo for me

frogchops · 08/01/2013 18:21

Was 12dpo the first day u tested kitten?

LadyFlumpalot · 08/01/2013 18:29

Hi!

I haven't been around in ages, I got diagnosed with depression and anxiety, reading Mumsnet was one of the things that made me anxious for some reason.

Anyways... I peed in a plastic cup earlier...BFP!

I have only gone and got upduffed!

thethreeblondies · 08/01/2013 18:32

congrats lady I tend to take a break from here every now again to "refocus" this ttc lark can be tough going, wishing u a boring and uneventful pregnancy! Smile

Bearface · 08/01/2013 18:32

Woo hoo congrats LadyFlump!!! Smile

Kittenkatzen · 08/01/2013 18:49

Woop congrats ladyflump Grin

frog actually I did an Internet cheapie at 11dpo (not fmu) and got the ridiculously faint, proper squinty line that I posted about on here. I discounted it as it was so faint and also after the 10min limit...and then went out drinking for NYE Blush

Did frer the next day 12dpo (also not fmu) and got a proper bfp

Bearface · 08/01/2013 19:00

I'm soooooooo tired. Slept well last night, but I could go to bed now. Might just have a little nap till DH comes home. Just here. On the floor.

Elektra83 · 08/01/2013 20:23

Haha can I join you in the symptom spotting cave please Bearface I will bring blankets with me too? I am absolutely shattered, but it's the nausea that is making me think about symptoms (that, sore/heavy boobs and am emotional!).

That and I have developed a rash on my inner thigh over the last few days...very odd!

Bearface · 08/01/2013 20:42

Oh yes, come into the cave. Chalk your symbol on the wall. Come closer to the fire. Yes, Elektra - they sound like upduffed symptoms to me, but shhhh, don't tell anyone.

thethreeblondies · 08/01/2013 20:45

I have leaking nipples.......................wtf? it's only if I squeeze them but definitely clear/white liquid coming out! can I please come in the cave to hide for a few days? got some leftover Christmas cake I could bring Smile

Elektra83 · 08/01/2013 20:47

Haha, thanks Bearface hubby said the same thing....oh dear...we shall see next week!

Do you have any chocolate cake instead?

Bearface · 08/01/2013 20:48

Come on in ThreeBlondies. Leaking nipples I believe is because of an increase in prolactin. It's deffo a sign. I have no cake left so that would be welcome too.

Bearface · 08/01/2013 20:52

Where are you in your cycle threeblondies?

Elektra - really hope so for you.

TMI alert - I've got an increase in creamy CM which is also meant to be a sign. Have picked up on the tiredness front after a pint of squash Confused, but still feeling cream crackered.

Elektra83 · 08/01/2013 20:58

Likewise Bearface! Maybe try and get an early night? I very nearly fell asleep at my desk today.

I'm going to be a crazy woman next week aren't I?! I mean I got teary at a video of my sister's 18th birthday party...

Bearface · 08/01/2013 20:59

Haw haw - had to share this. DH just rushed in and announced he was off for a 15 minute run after being on his bike .He then promptly whipped off his cycling shorts (leaving him in the nudder on the lower half) and disappeared round the corner into the hallway. Then I heard the door shut! Hope he put something on!!!!! Blush Yesterday he told me that a police car had beeped him while he was running - we thought it was a friend who's in the police, but now I'm wondering . . . Grin

thethreeblondies · 08/01/2013 21:01

no chocolate cake I'm afraid, but I could steal some chocolate buttons from the kids?!

think I'm about 10dpo did a test earlier (naughty) bfn, but was aiming to wait till Fri! (cd28 but last af came on day 32)

MotherOfCleo · 08/01/2013 21:07

have fun in the cave ladies, im only on CD7 (or is it 6) so cant even bluff my way in.....ive ordered you some dominoes an arranged delivery though Grin

Elektra83 · 08/01/2013 21:08

Chocolate buttons would be perfect

hahahahaahaha bearface! Your poor DH, hopefully he'll have something on!

frogchops · 08/01/2013 21:31

I certainly hope he wore clothes bear!! Is it bad that actually I wasn't bothered about him, I just thought the swimmers would get nippy!! Blush
I know I've said I'm feeling diddly squat nothing with regards symptoms but actually if I add up everything I've moaned about....there's heavy boobs, ridiculous spots, more toilet visits, being gassy (from both ends Blush) strange change of energy from my normal knackered self, a funny 'pulling' feeling inside and as I type this I'm cramping in the right ovary area. So errr .....Hmm
Hooya please.....am clearly making it all up. Hmm

MelodyHarmony · 08/01/2013 21:50

Hi LadyFlump and massive congratulations on your BFP

Bear I nearly spat my drink out laughing about your DH and his lack of cycling shorts!

Can you save me a space in the symptom spotting cave for next week please? Just chalk 'reserved' on that little ledge there near the fire. I will bring flasks of homemade soup, some crusty bread and some of Aunt Fanny's fruit cake that I found in the larder.

I'm like MoCleo and it's definitely too early for me to come into the cave this week.

MotherOfCleo · 08/01/2013 22:09

melody i'll bake some cookies and buy some marshmallows we can toast, i'll start preparing for my trip to the cave now, im happy with that little flat spot to the right of the fire Grin

chocoloulou33 · 08/01/2013 22:12

Hello ladies am new to this thread, am from due bfp in jan but me & dp going for a new approach this month & that's no opks or any worrying, just shagging Grin I'm on cycle 5, am 33 & have dd who's 5. What about all of you? X

notsoold · 08/01/2013 22:17

Ho choco...welcome ro the thread...they are lovely over here....
I am 42 ( the oldest here I think) ttc 10 months ( q mc and 1cp) dd18 ds 13 and dh 53!!!!

chocoloulou33 · 08/01/2013 22:39

What's a cp notsoold? I had 2 mc's before dd. Awful times, feel so lucky to have her x